I dreamed last night that I made you scrambled eggs. You were wearing a yellow shirt and I started worrying you were vegan and wanted to look it up online even though in the dream you were right there to ask. I hope this is flattering and not creepy…
i do like to have a person making scrambled eggs in the morning
that is a thing i like
What feeling does the song “The Freshman” by The Verve Pipe give you? I feel as though it gives you some serious feelings, but I could be wrong.
it reminds me of working at dana’s deli in ann arbor that one summer for $4.75 an hour, listening to 95.5 and chopping stuff. then i found out that brenden was getting 5.25 an hour and I was really upset and he made me call Dana the leader of Dana’s Deli because you know, I was 15 and worked there for 1.5 years and opened/closed every weekend so right, i obvi deserve more than 4.75 an hour and she was like ‘what do you want, another nickel?’ and i was like 'um, a dime?’. the rest is history
Sometimes my mom has her church friends over for lunch and they always say homophobic shit. My mom knows I’m gay but none of them do. Should I say something or just stick with blatantly glaring at them when they say something mean?
you should get laser eyes so you can burn them with lasers when they say homophobic shit and then be like “my eyes can turn into lasers, jesus has got nothing on me!” and then tell them about equal rights. would be my advice.
I’m in love with this older women from work.Shes hot, she’s Belgian (hot acent) and unfortunatley I think shes straight, although she slightly pings. How can I get her attention (alocohol and excessive cleavage have been attempted)?? ps i’m not out at wrk
you’re not out at work
she’s straight
alcohol and breasts don’t tempt her
it kinda sounds like it’s not gonna happen?
but you could always try asking her if she wants to fuck and then try to read her facial expression
my mom and her boyfriend won’t shut up about how much they hate my alt. lifestyle haircut and how im sooooo much prettier with long hair but i (and most of my friends + my possible hookups) love it. why do i feel like such a victim of the patriarchy :(
because you are!
they’re scared. people will know you’re different! what if they are feeding you and your hair to the wolves of the world? are you gay for real?!
it has nothing to do with how your hair looks and everything to do with what your hair means.
parents have disliked their children’s haircuts for centuries. in other words, YOU DO YOU.
A friend of mine told me she likes me, I told her that I didn’t return her feelings. That was 8 months ago. A few weeks ago, we got drunk at a party and hooked up. How do I tell her that I still don’t feel the same way and that I made a drunk mistake?
you have to prepare yourself for the fact that you are about to hurt a person. you can’t get around that. you have to own it.
then you tell her what you just told me. say “soooo we hooked up and i don’t want things to be weird, i don’t know where you’re at with me right now –” and then see what she says, and then tell her she was hot and you had an awesome time hooking up but you’re still just not interested in a relationship with her and if she still has feelings apologize for fucking with them and say you care about her as a friend, and if she’s over you, say ok cool that was fun. then don’t do it again.
my mom wants to add me on facebook. should i delete all the lesbian tv shows off my profile and add her back?? i’m not out and not planning to be anytime soon.
i left my mom’s facebook friend request in my inbox for 1.5 years
you know that time on grey’s anatomy when meredith said she felt like she was going to die and then there was a bomb in some guys chest and she stuck her hand in his chest so he didn’t die and then the bomb killed the bomb squad guy? i have a feeling.
i read up until ‘grey’s anatomy’ and then all i could hear was this deafening buzzing sound and then i blacked out and now i have to change my shirt.