I haven’t had sex in a really long time and there are no hookup prospects on the horizon. Is it wrong for me to call an escort? I need some boobs to touch and/or stick my face in?
that’s what escorts do
that’s why escorts are escorts
go for it
that’s what escorts do
that’s why escorts are escorts
go for it
no you’re probably right. maybe the last two were about suicide / suicidal thoughts, actually. b/c i just now read the grey’s anatomy one all the way through and it’s actually kinda sad.
a substantial amount of these questions sound similar in tone / feeling to that question and usually i assume that each one is from someone who is in the depths of despair and sadness and i try to make them feel better but for some reason when i read that one, i thought they meant they were like, tired of their job / perceived obligations / grandparent’s house @ the holidays and maybe just needed someone to give them permission to go find something they’d like better.
but yeah, looking back on it, it does seem a little sadder than that. i think i need a team of people to answer these for / with me.
“i have a girlfriend, her name is [x] and [something endearing about her]. Just felt like I should tell you ‘cause you’re my Dad and I like to tell you things. Anyhow, it’s still new, so we’ll see what happens. Okay that’s all, I’m done! Thank you for listening!” [make a cute face] [leave the room endearingly]
collected feelings
from me, sarah and taylor
I guess when I said “Autostraddle calendar” my mom heard “a paddle calendar” because now I get 12 months of heterosexual couples canoeing.