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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

oh, hm, i guess i meant miss february, i just thought she was miss april. i think i thought miss april was miss august.

yes this also happens.
i think you should still be happy and not feel guilty because i know for a fact that both miss february and miss april would want you to be happy. i can’t speak for miss august, but she’s hot as hell so probably she just wants you to be happy too.

did you buy a calendar? that would help you keep this shit straight.
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Why the semicolon in your name?

In one of the first (drunk) comments I left on Riese’s blog after I met her and Haviland for the first time in late 2007 – I missed the “L” when typing my name… as well as many other letters and punctuation marks.

References:
http://marielynbernard.blogspot.com/2007/10/commenter-awards-i-listen-in-yes-im.html

http://marielynbernard.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-feel-you-in-my-vlog-and-i-dont-even.html

Also, I still often miss the “L” when typing my name. Sober.

Also also, if you don’t know Riese’s blog, you don’t even. Fucking. Know. I just linked you, no there’s no excuse.

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i have a serious crush on alex (a;ex?!). i am not ashamed. how do i snag this woman.

here’s what i did:

when we got to the front of the line for the bathroom at angels & kings in like november 2007 i said, ‘so you could either go in there alone or you could take me with you’, and then she laughed and grabbed my hand and pulled me into the bathroom with her. and the rest is history

“tell them i’m easy” -a;ex

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I love the confidence, and if you throw in the occasional moment of aw-shucks bashfulness, that melts me to my core. I love the smirk. But that confidence thing, that phantom butch phallus thing – that slays me. And I’m not just talking about sexual head space; I’m talking about a particular kind of masculine energy residing in a female mind and body, and the way that turns traditional conceptions of what it means to be a man or a woman upside down. I’m talking about the underlying strength of character required to live and present as a butch woman not only in mainstream society, but also in a gay community that all too often fails to appreciate them. I’m talking about the power that comes with unabashedly just being who you are, even when it’s not the popular thing to do. I love the way a butch can walk into a room and command the attention of everyone in it. I love that uniquely self-assured way of moving through the world and the safe haven I’ve found again and again in those arms.
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so it’s like my girl likes to top and i don’t mind but what if i want to top sometimes? why cant that be ok? im not used to bottoming.

the answer here is COMMUNICATION
the next time you’re lying on your back with half of her hand in your vagina, just say “you know what? this is nice i really like it and i find that when i really like something, i also want to experience the thing in reverse, so i’m going to flip this shit over [FLIP] and put half of my hand in your vagina HEY-O THIS IS FUN TOO RIGHT?”
or something like that.

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do you gain before your period. i am 2 days off mine and bloating like a mother. AAAH

ohhhh my godddd talking about my period on the internet is my favorite thing i’m serious i wrote about it on tumblr once.
i gain weight in my bra. i gain a cup size. i have bras for when i’m not on my period and bras for when i am. also also! i am keenly aware of when i’m ovulating and it is MADNESS. no one should be near me during that time. i should be given tea and movies, a variety of sushi and pasta, and lovely letters of love and THAT’S IT. maybe a kitten.
what if we started a tumblr for people to talk about their periods. it would just be submissions from people about their periods oh my god that would be so amazing. wait that probably already exists i should find it.

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