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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

what will happen when your kids find all of your writings and social networkings on the internetz? WHAT THEN??!?!?!

they’ll probably be like, “JESUS CHRIST LANEIA you talk about your period on the internet as much as you do at home. i really loved ‘we were smaller’ thanks for writing that. love you laneia. can i have twenty dollars.”

thanks for being concerned about me and my kids! xxo!

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Why did you choose LA over SF? Does this question come off slightly threatening? I didn’t mean it like that, but it sounds weird when I re-read it. I’m nice, I swear! I mean… sometimes.

I feel like it’s a totally legit question! Not threatening at all…

Would you believe me if I told you my number 1 reason was the weather? The weather and the palm trees. To me, they make all the difference in my happiness. But also, I had friends here. This place was pulling me in so hard. You can’t choose who you fall in love with, you know?

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A friend and I are in love with each other, but the pesky closet is in the way for both of us. It’s a terrifying prospect to come out, but I think she may just be worth it. She doesn’t seem to think so though. What should I do?

Love is always worth it.

But also, coming out is inevitable and y'all are going to HAVE to do it anyway for like 500 different reasons I could get into right now.

Soooo you might as well do it for each other cause you’re going to come out of that shit closet sooner or later.

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She just broke up with me, and no longer wants anything to do with me. What now?

My first question would be: does this hurt unlike any other pain you’ve ever experienced before? Cause if so, everyone deserves a broken heart… you will overcome and be better for it. I promise.

Other than that, onto the next! Seriously. There are plenty of great girls out there… also, many experiences to have. Good and bad. Aren’t you thirsty?

What is that thing people say about doors closing and windows opening? That.

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How do you pronounce your name? In my head it is “Lan-ay-ah” with the “ay” like the letter A. Idek why I care about this but come on, spill

i feel like if i have to answer this question again, i might actually die. like, i might literally die a death.
it really doesn’t matter how you pronounce my name as long as you feed me. i’m not even sure there is a correct way to pronounce my name anymore. i think you just close your eyes and hope for the best, like playing darts.
WHAT THAT’S HOW I PLAY DARTS.

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