This is an important movie you have to see.
Fuck getting older, feeling like time is going faster and faster and it’s getting harder and harder to keep up. Fuck that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Fuck staring at a screen for 12 hours a day. Fuck the apathy, self-absorption and sense of entitlement it seems everyone’s chosen to cloak themselves with lately. Fuck toasting to douchebags, assholes and jerkoffs. Fuck despair, fuck the degeneration of the human spirit, fuck the pretty fucked American education system, fuck the completely fucked global ecological system, fuck the totally and utterly fucked idea of putting Snooki in a fucking hamster ball. OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK. Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck. Fuck a duck in a pick-up truck.
Dodai Stewart, FUCK YOU, 2010
I’ve been thinking for a little while you are someone that is instinctively good & even tho it overwhelms & you don’t think you’re saying the right thing, you always do. I don’t feel safe & I feel so alone & I don’t know what to do, how to survive this.
no one knows how to survive this but somehow most of us are. idk i think it has a lot to do with having a positive attitude, listening to the right music and not watching the evening news.
and wine.
maybe some weed.
i love you.
One of the commenters in the NY Open Thread said two things that tells me she works for the same place I do. But I’m socially awkward at the best of times. Do I do anything? Say anything? It’s this seed in my mind now and it might eat me alive.
SAYYYY SOMETHINGGGG TO HERRRRR
i will punch you in the fucking face if you don’t say something.
my mom is sitting opposite me. she thinks i am proof reading a paper. really i am looking at naked girls on autostraddle ;)
OMG YES. I want to high five you and all of our readers ever.
so there’s this girl i like. she opens doors for me, holds my hand, smokes weed with me, and is in general a very affectionate person. but she’s only ever had boyfriends, and a couple long term ones. i’m going crazy right now. what do i do?
Hey I’m just wondering… what’s the issue here? Like, all those things you said… did you mean to include a problem for me to help you solve?
Raar! It seems like the only diet that works is one of cigarettes and diet soda with light rum!! At least there’s enough liquid for me to bawl my crocodile tears of fatty shame!
that’s not a diet, that’s just a lot of drinking and smoking
no diets work
stop it with the diets
food is energy
power up
I don’t like Hummus, does this make me a bad lesbian? Everyone tells me that lesbians like hummus. I think it’s gross. Thoughts?
OWN IT BABY
you don’t have to like ANYTHING
you just do you
what do you want to put in your mouth?
just put that shit right in your mouth.
chew it the fuck up and fucking swallow and digest it.
fuck hummus
just fucking eat some motherfucking food
eat (out) some motherfucking girls
own it
What does it feel like to have sex with someone you’re truly in love with?
think about the best feeling you’ve ever had in your entire life.
it’s better than that.
Spent NYE with 4 str8 couples, AKA my family. Same for my 33rd bday in 2 days. One of the couples got engaged yesterday. It’s my parents anninersary today.The feeling of holding my dick while the world kisses its soulmate. Say anything, Laneia.
LISTEN TO ME, first of all, i love that analogy. b) the world is stupid who gives a shit. are you living honestly? then you’re kissing / loving your soul, which is just as good as or better than kissing your soul mate. keep loving your soul and one day I FUCKING PROMISE its mate will show up out of nowhere.
soul mates are sneaky little fucks.
Laneia I’m sick and I want my mommy
you should maybe also light a candle.
i recommend miso soup. can you get some miso soup with little to no effort? and then obviously you have to watch bridget jones / the devil wears prada. do you have fruit. you need to eat some fruit.
Lady Gaga talks about her new single & album. Plus, she loves unicorns, just like you. Elton John had a baby. Utah has more and more GSAs. And KITTENS!
I think there’s a ghost in our basement (turning on and off the lights and whistling at me) and my girlfriend is who-knows-where in Chile visiting family where they just had a 7.1 earthquake. Hold me?
you need to get some sage and burn it around your doors and windows. while you’re doing this, envision the smoke from the sage cleansing the space between you and the outside world, sort of like sweeping your front porch or something.
then, find a candle (preferably white and unscented, but any candle will do). put it on top of a piece of cloth that belongs to your girlfriend, like an article of clothing or even her pillowcase. if it were me, i’d rather the cloth be something that hadn’t been washed since the last time she came in contact with it, but i really don’t think it’ll make a difference either way.
as you light the candle, do so with the intention of keeping your girlfriend’s spirit, as well as her body, safe from harm and simultaneously letting her spirit know that you are there, on the other side of the world, holding it in your heart. don’t put this candle out for several hours, or until you feel like it’s done its purpose.
if you’re still worried about the ghost, get another candle and sit at the top of the basement stairs, or in the basement itself if you’re feeling brave, and light the candle with the intention of letting the spirit know that you are a safe person, that your home is safe, and that you don’t appreciate the noise, etc.
there are more things you can do to keep the spirit in the basement from harming you, but i wouldn’t go that far until you know for sure that it means to harm you. right now it might just want to communicate, which is why you should just let it know that you’re safe.
