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Pulp Fiction
I think I like it because of the part where she talks about swimming in a pool of pussy a la Scrooge McDuck.
How often do people ask you and Laneia the same thing?
At least daily.
I get it – because obvs I have like 781 unanswered questions, your chances of a response seem slightly higher if you hit us both. But sometimes we spend a lot of time thinking about something and then see that same question pop up on tumblr answered by the other person and then we are like DANG. whenever we make lists for formspring friday or sex advice sunday we always find out how many we both have.
So we decided it would be better if y'all stopped asking us both the same question. We like to feel special. But since your chances of getting an answer are already marginal, if I don’t answer you in 2 weeks or laneia doesn’t answer you in 2 weeks, feel free to hit up the other. sometimes we answer things like 4 months later, but you shouldn’t have to wait that long if someone else can tell you how to put in a tampon or when you’ll get over your ex-girlfriend or what you should do about that girl who says she loves you but has a girlfriend/boyfriend/wantstobealone, etc.
Now that John McCain lost the fight, he has reluctantly decided to do his job and go along with the ruling resulting from the fight that he lost. He’s a big guy.
Many of the AS formspringers advocate the relationship advice of “date lots of girls when you are in your twenties.” What if I have the perfect gf at age 23? Do you know happy lesbian couples who settled down in their 20s? R we missing out?
Oh girl, if you think you have the perfect girl then that’s all you need.
But also, to explain myself: I feel like our 20s are such tumultuous, unsettled, financially-fucked, confusing, soul-searching times. And as a result, I feel like its rare when you can come out of that and still be on the same path as the person you started it with in the beginning. I don’t know… it’s like, love isn’t enough you know? Which is dumb, but I believe you also have to be able to GROW with the person you’re with and this is rare… but also, it’s why when you find it, it’s extra fucking special and worth it.
Is there any chance you could be in the next calendar?
You are the n-teenth person to ask me this exact question, so I have to ask: doesn’t anyone think it would be weird for me to be in my OWN calendar?
I haven’t had Dr. Pepper in a month. A MONTH! I’m going crazy:( Could you please make me a list of something? I like it when you list things.
+ sierra nevada torpedo extra ipa
+ pink h&m bra stolen from riese
+ black cambridge brand college ruled notebook
+ three-subject notebook (smaller)
+ chapstick
+ photo of snow-covered tree, lake somewhere in northern germany from reader ‘maria’
+ post-it note with rachel k’s address
+ pilot g-2 0.38 pen, black
+ half-full plastic cup from shakespeare’s pizza in boone county missouri, water
+ elmer’s gel glue
+ chapstick
+ 1lb 8oz bottle organic ketchup from trader joe’s
+ reading glasses + case, dkny
+ phone, htc
+ book page weight
[things currently on the countertop where i am working]
I USE THE WORD MASTURBATORY. But people don’t get it. They think I’m talking about me masturbating as opposed to something being self indulgent. And it gets awkward.
You just have to keep on. They’ll get it eventually.
“It’s weird being, like, the fourth lesbian couple to walk into a restaurant.”