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Tinkerbell I came out last week to EVERYONE. Noone says it gets way worse when you come out! i feel a bit better but my life is much harder than when people thought i didn’t notice boobs. khklhkjfghsdfdghfgjhfhdkdk

hello khk this is tinkerbell. i do not understand. your life was better before people knew you noticed boobs. first of all everybody notices boobs, have you seen the television. secondly, honesty is the best policy and dan choi says living a lie is a disease or something. if you are being honest about boobs and other people don’t like it then well i will have to be honest with you here and tell you that i don’t like those other people. you should give them a little bit of time to become ‘good people’ but i think people who love you should be nice to you, like i am nice to all of my friends in the rainbow.

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has littlefoot moved to oakland? Or have you dogs split up? Or are in you in a long-distance relationship with him? I wish you all the best in your love life - A human.

littlefoot has moved to los angeles because there are more dinasours and also dinasour food there. littlefoot and i are not in a long-distance relationship because as a beautiful dog who used to be a purse i need constant attendance.

however we are still friends. sometimes littlefoot still yells at me on g-chat and sometimes i too yell at littlefoot because we are used to yelling at each other. littlefoot says it isn’t yelling because that’s how all dinasours talk in his neighborhood.

at the end of the day i love littlefoot and littlefoot loves me and also has big feet. i am enjoying the beautiful large animals out the window in oakland. last week i saw littlefoot and we both LOLed. t

thank you love tinkerbell.

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tinkerbell is the cutest dog. you look like kanye west. i love you. will you marry me?

although i am only a dog who is still learning to type on the machine with only one large eye who would like the rights and responsabilities of power of the eternal sacramet of marriage, i cannot marry anybody until there are equal rights for everyone, even homosexuals like the people who are with my mother when i wish she was petting my head. angelina jolie will not marry until homosexuals marry and i will not marry until angelina jolie can get married. thank you and we will read autostraddle for the news about equal rights delivered by a bunch of drunk ignorant girls who cannot spell. and then we will talk about the rice and dressings.

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You need to leave this dog schtick behind. - A Friend.

hello A Friend. this is tinkerbell. you do not sound like a Friend. A Friend would send me an email or call me on the telephone or come to my home with a quiche or diamond ring and say to my face (one eye is bigger than the other) how you feel about my “schtick.” You must decide: are you my Friend? then you should come to my formpsring website and ask me questions and give me advice. if you are NOT my friend, then why are you even on this website. there are at least 56 other websites on the internet i have seen with my own two (mismatched) eyeballs. what is wrong with you people.

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I really like a girl, but a guy I had feelings for when I thought I was straight wants to hook up and it has me VERY confused. I want to date both of them, but I haven’t had sex w/a guy in a few years and I don’t remember liking it as much as with a girl.

forget about gender for a second.
you like two humans.

do you want to be monogamous with one of these humans?
then i think the thing to do is what we typically do when we like two people at the same time – casually date both of them ‘til you figure out who you like better and who you work better with and then go get married to that person and have 2.5 babies and get a house and a large eco-friendly vehicle.

if you aren’t looking for a monogamous situation and neither are your partners, then it’d seem there’s no real problem here – just be safe, hookup, date, enjoy your maidenhood, live your life as it comes, talk about your feelings, eat macaroni and cheese, brush your hair, go for walks in the park.

are you just worried that you’re wasting time thinking about this guy or risking your situation with the girl if you might not even enjoy banging him? if that’s your concern, then maybe go make out with him tomorrow and see if it’s like you remember it or if it’s actually just as good or better as sex with a girl. and then decide what to do from there.

would be my advice.

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Thanks to the always-straightforward and never-self-serving Palin, we now know that those things we thought were gun sights are actually surveyors’ marks on the map, according to a spokesperson. Sure, Sarah. I’m interested to see where this backpedaling will go, but I’m guessing the next step will be to say that “reload” actually means “reload your surveying equipment into the truck so that it does not get damaged as you survey the land for ways that you could improve it.” And, in those pictures of her posing proudly with bloody animal carcasses as though she’d just given birth to them or won the blue ribbon for “biggest jerk” at the county fair? She didn’t shoot those animals; she surveyed them. In fact, Sarah Palin has never held a gun in her life; that was surveying equipment, nor has she been to Alaska, nor has she ever talked to John McCain; she was surveying at the time. And what’s all this talk about her being married to Todd? She’s never seen that man in her life and how dare we suggest she did anything that she said she did in the past. The best thing for Sarah Palin to do at this point (and, quite frankly, if she were to do this I’d just about fall on the floor in shock and surprise) would be to issue a statement fessing up to the misguided and inflammatory gun imagery that she has used in political contexts, promise to refrain from doing so in the future, and shut the fuck up for awhile, out of respect for the victims of this senseless tragedy.
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