I just read these silly pop reviews every now and then as a test of my belief that the world has long since past the point of no return, and we are more rapidly spiraling into oblivion. I have heard the awful garbage that Britney, Inc. has spewed out once again, and this publication’s failure to find it anything other than laughably absurd - little more than infantile regurgitation of just swallowed pablum - a solid confirmation of my sense of the world’s fate. It won’t be long now, fellow travelers, till our quaint cosmic voyage comes sputtering to a sudden apocalyptic halt, and there will be a sound echoing across the desolate and ravaged landscapes of this withering planet, issuing forth from an abandoned solar powered mp3 boom box, the plaintiff wailings of a robotized digitized pasteurized homogenized Britney. Then, maybe then, her noise will belong here, but until that harrowing scenario arrives, I’d prefer not hear from her.
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RIESE i’m in this whole i hate the people that handle my lease, the universe & phx will have to wait till march so i’m just drinking red wine & eating chocolate moment…anyways have you heard the temptation of adam??her name is marie, there are feelings
my name is also marie
you’re going to be ok
you have wine and chocolate
and here we are with our feelings
RIESE were you at Mary Sue’s tonight?! I swear to god that was you. WHAT what are you doing in kentucky?! that’s just freaked me out.
i am in my room
which is currently in oakland, california
per always
I feel like it is my place in the lesbian circle of life to distract girls just long enough until they decide to get back with their ex. can i stop being the ~forever alone~ meme in real life soon please?
do you want to stop? if you want to stop, you will stop. that sounds like some yoda bullshit, but it’s true.
when you’re done, you’ll be done.
I would like to make Sarah Croce’s rosemary olive bread, but I hate olives. Could you ask her if there is something I could use in place of the olives? Thank you!
SHE SAID TO ADD FIGS. she said this:
“Um try dried figs! YUM! It will change the integrity of the loaf, i.e make it a little sweet, but the bread is salty enough to not be altered. And tell her to ship me a piece :) ”
god she is so pretty.
so I essentially just discovered that I have so much scar tissue on my forearms that pretty much no matter what they don’t bleed anymore. how should I feel about this?
feel done. feel like you are going to find another way to bleed. bleed sweat. bleed nails or words or lunches. bleed somewhere else.
every time i sit down to write this paper I feel like I am about to vomit and forget how to read, but I can’t pass the class without writing it. what do I do????? I am trying to “power through it” but end up throwing up or crying.
i think you should leave your house / place of residence immediately and maybe you shouldn’t return for at least 18 hours. and i wish you’d climb to the top of something tall all by yourself and sit and breathe and just look at that.
there’s a lot out there and i wish you’d just look at it.
is stef schwartz single? She’s cute! P.S. I would ask her but she doesn’t have a formspring…
is stef schwartz single?
- i believe so
She’s cute!
- yes she is
- also she has a significant rack
P.S. I would ask her but she doesn’t have a formspring…
- but also twitter @silenziosa
Should I move to another tiny city in the Alabama where this company wants to give me a job and benefits or should go and volunteer on an organic farm in Sweden? I WAS NEVER GOOD AT THOSE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE BOOKS!!! This feels important.
OH MY GOD.
if you don’t go to sweden–
i mean IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR ASS TO SWEDEN I SWEAR TO GOD.
seriously you know what to do. fuckin everybody loves organics.
I really like Just Got Born and Just Still Sleeping but like, my girlfriend and I sleep naked. Always.
i bet just got naked or just still sleeping naked is available
im a closeted lesbian and im in head over heals love w/ my best friend. i dont know whether to tell her or not. i try to flirt with her and i feel she does too,but she’s a preacher’s daughter and her comments can be confusing. what should i do?
hello closeted lesbian this is tinkerbell.
i think you people need to get your act together.
what is with all of you in love with your best friend. ALL OF YOU. is it that lesbians always pick best friends they are in love with. all of you. do you want a thing you can’t have. what is the gold at the end of your homosexual rainbow.
this is never going to happen because you cannot have a relationship in a closet with a churchlady. i had a relationship once mostly on the bed or the floor but we sometimes travelled. i loved littlefoot very much but if littlefoot had been in a closet, he would not have been able to see my eyes because one is bigger than the other.
life is not a movie or a card at the mall. what are you going to do. have a secret affair until her father condemns you to hellfire. i saw it on the teevee. also i know the song about the preacherman and also i saw footloose.
in conclusion, you should talk to each other about your feelings instead of me. riese says that’s not a good answer but i am just a dog.
this might be a stupid question, but what would a tattoo of scissors have anything to do with being a lesbian?
http://tinyurl.com/2fjzdmt (that link is safe/fine, I promise.)