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i have never felt so much of a failure before. i think my whole rugby team hates me for not being able to run fast enough. what should i do?

run faster?
JK um rugby is like american football but with lesbians right? so i don’t know much about rugby (or lacrosse, which was a really big deal right at the end of the nineties and seemed really sexy) but i know that lesbians like most or all of the following, in varying degrees:
+ cats
+ dogs
+ homemade vegan foods
+ cheeseburgers
+ hummus
+ talking about sustainable farming / energy / education / feminism (is sustainable feminism a thing? sure why not)
+ microbrews
+ handmade knitted dildo bags (drawstring)
+ talking about (their own) coming out
+ basketball
+ ani difranco
+ mean girls (the movie)

what if, instead of running faster, you supplied your teammates with a combination of any of the above items? or what if you hugged them? maybe they’d be nicer? i don’t know i never played sports. i was a ballerina and the other girls hated me too but it wasn’t because i couldn’t run fast. anyway good luck and i love you.

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