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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Do straight and gay male couples have more intimate sex than lesbian couples? Idk… It’s just sometimes I wish I could just be inside her, face to face. I mean, me inside her, not a bit of plastic.

there are ways to be inside her and still be face to face and they really only require you to stretch your arm a bit, depending on the length of her torso and your arm, and they don’t have to involve a bit of plastic.
and i feel like you must know this, logically, because i feel like you must’ve been kissing and then fucking and yet still kissing, at some point in your sexual career, and that position is the position i’m talking about. i mean, you can even put your hand between your legs and get her to straddle you and ride your hand exactly the way a straight girl would straddle / ride a straight guy.
but i feel like you must already know this so i don’t know what else to say and i feel a little sad that i can’t be more helpful.
oh but the answer to your original question is no.

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what have you listened to today?

Today’s one of those days where I can’t decide what I’m in the mood for and so I’ve been incredibly annoying to myself / others.

This morning I listened to my girlfriend’s album in the car and then when I arrived at the office I played the first few songs from Sufjan Stevens’ Illinois. I stopped when I got the urge to listen to Holly Miranda’s cover of Tool’s Ænema, which then inspired me to play the actual Ænema record. At around the “Forty Six & 2” mark i got sidetracked by links holly’d shot through to an old demo for “Sleep on Fire” and also a song I’d never heard before. Next I needed to write an ad, so I put on my concentration soundtrack which is an album called Bumpin’ In The Basement by Bobby Leatherbarrow who’s a fucking phenomenal jazz drummer and all round good guy from LA. When that was over I listened to the Reznor/Ross The Social Network soundtrack (half of it) and then Deftones’ Around the Fur album (all of it) and then Warpaint’s The Fool (most of it). Now I’m listening to Adele’s new album and it’s good but I think what i really want to be listening to is The Cure or maybe The Clash, definitely something starting with ‘C’.

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It has been a bit barmy, but I have finally got around to booking my flights and will definitely be heading out to California end of June. As well as a job I need to find somewhere and some people to live with. My question is, would you trust craigslist?

i’ve never ever conducted a single piece of business or pleasure via craigslist, though one time riese did put up an ad for me in the women-seeking-women section w/out my knowledge and that was neat.
apparently other people really trust craigslist and have obtained 60%+ of their furniture / books / friends by utilizing its services. so! i think you should probably go for it.

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Ive been hooking up with a girl and she wants to have sex. I do 2, but Ive given her the impression I’ve fucked a girl before. I haven’t. I want to post a craigslist add so I can have a practice run with someone I don’t care about. Good idea? Bad idea?

this is incredibly enterprising and, i think, not necessarily a bad idea.
however i want to point out that not having experience doesn’t automatically mean that you’re going to suck; just like having experience isn’t a guarantee of mind-blowing sex. and regardless of how much sex you’ve had in the past, you’ve never had sex with her, so really it doesn’t matter.
ALSO LOOK WE WROTE A THING ABOUT THIS ONCE
http://jezebel.com/5633948/social-minefield-giving-your-v+card-to-another-lady

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