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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

My hands are always cold. Does this mean I’m limited to girls with temperature fetishes, that I will continue to say “hold on” and try to warm up my hands for 5 minutes or is there anything else I can do?

GOD this is the cutest thing ever jesus christ
omg i can’t even answer this b/c it’s too cute i’m serious
umm, have you tried hot hands? http://www.hothandsdirect.com
fucking hell you are so adorable i can’t even

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I’m the one who asked about LDRs…I’m in high school so while it’s a relationship, it’s a high school relationship: it’s not as serious as it would be if I were trying to make an LDR work as an adult…any different advice other than “stop?”

oh, in that case just have fun and no expectations. and send her a bunch of cute things in the mail and have things delivered to her house, like pizza or something whatever, and i guess you’re too young to rent a hotel room but maybe you should look into that.
and mix cds. people love mix cds. do you have a hoodie you could part with? she’d probably like that. or a t-shirt.
you could read a book and make notes for her in the margins and then send it to her.
or watch netflix instant movies together via gchat / skype / cell.
or send her a picture of what’s in front of your face just whenever you think about her.
or look into things happening all over her city that you think she’d be interested in, like bands or a book signing or art opening or rollerderby or a sale at buffalo exchange, and then mark them all on a calendar page and send it to her. i can’t tell if that one seems creepy or cute. idk i’d like it but maybe i’m weird.
most of all just don’t make any plans for the far away future w/r/t her. at all. the furthest ahead you’re allowed to think is like, a month. and for the love of everything don’t make any major decisions based on her in any way, like choosing a university or moving to her city or getting her name shaved into the side of your undercut WAIT that would be kinda cute under the right circumstances.

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just ask them how much pot they put into the batch and how many brownies they made, and check that against http://www.priceofweed.com/ (3.5 grams = 1/8 ounce, most other measurements should follow) + the price of a box of betty crocker brownie mix

and the problem of figuring out what one should pay for a pot brownie is solved in under an hour.
feel like it takes me longer to find a feature image for articles.

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drunklullabies: “I’ve been thinking about what Chris would have wanted me to say today. The advice he’d give me, which’d be something like: “Know what, babe? Fuck it. These guys know all about me. Tell them about someone else.” So I thought I’d tell...
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I’ve been thinking about what Chris would have wanted me to say today. The advice he’d give me, which’d be something like: “Know what, babe? Fuck it. These guys know all about me. Tell them about someone else.” So I thought I’d tell you about a hero of Chris’s: a man called Captain Joe Kittinger. In 1960, climbing into a foil balloon, Captain Joe ascended 32 kilometres into the stratosphere. And then, armed only with a parachute, he jumped out. He fell for four minutes and thirty-six seconds, reaching seven hundred and forty miles per hour before opening his parachute five kilometres above the Earth. It had never been done before, and it’s never been done since. He did it just because he could. And that’s why Chris loved him - because the thing about Chris was, he said yes. He said yes to everything. He loved everyone. And he was the bravest boy - man - I knew. And that was - he flung himself out of a foil balloon every day. Because he could. Because he was. And that’s why - and that’s why we, we loved him.

Jal Fazer, Chris’ Funerals.

I like her, we hold hands and kiss cheeks, we talk about awesome queer things and our undying love of autostraddle. ALL I WANT TO DO IS KISS HER NECK. If I kiss her then what if we stop talking about queer things? Which is better: queer or kissing?

maybe she’s reading this and the next time you say HOOO BOY I LOVE AUTOSTRADDLE’S LATEST POST ABOUT HOODIES AND HUMAN RIGHTS she’ll say KISS MY NECK YOU F*CKING CHICKEN.

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