I’m in love.
please tell me i will survive this, that it will be okay, that i will not be ruined. i don’t have any other choice right now. were you okay after the first time?
i’m still here, ain’t i?
you will live to tell the tale of this
you get rusty, but you won’t break down
you just go on
people go on, just like that. they just go on.
you might feel weaker but that’s a trick your mind plays so you won’t slack off knowing how strong you are
You like to workout right? What do you listen to at the gym? i need new songs
NO JUDGING ALLOWED
1. i have a CD called “mozart for your monday morning workout.” it’s fantastic and i recommend it!
2. basement jaxx
3. daft punk
4. aphex twin
5. nina simone remixed & re-imagined
6. a “techno remixes of pop songs” playlist which includes since u been gone (kelly clarkson), toxic & overprotected (britney), bittersweet symphony (moby), we’re in heaven, she’s like the wind, greatst love of all,all the things she said (tatu), time after time, take my breath away, case of the ex (mya), holding out for a hero
7. lady gaga/britney spears/adam lambert/kanye west/justin timberlake/madonna/christina aguilera playlist
8. sometimes um, musical theater songs. the upbeat ones. like from rent, chicago, cabaret, spring awakening, etc.
9. for some reason the song “human” by the killers always gets me going
i am pretty sure that as a child i saw some movie where lesbians get pregnant with a turkey baster filled with thier male friend’s sperm. is this a thing?
i believe you may possibly be referring to the third story in the classic hbo film “if these walls could talk 2,” starring ellen degeneres and sharon stone and directed by anne heche, who is actually insane. i feel like pretty much anything can be done with a turkey baster, but then again, i think tinkerbell will be able to talk one day if I’m just patient
laneia i know how you feel about internet ldrs. but this is a big one. we’ve never met but i constantly have the urge to sign everything “i love you.” but we haven’t said that yet. we’re trying to be rational. i should save ily for in person, shouldn’t i?
i have so many feelings about this
and 60% of them revolve around “i know”
i wish you would find five new books and one new city and a new reaction to your own reflection
So, Laneia. You’re so nice. SO NICE. And being from MN, I’m an expert in nice. We’re really nice here. Are you from MN? Or have you spend a considerable amount here?
i have never been to MN but i think i’d like it there. seems cold. seems like there’d be lots of cuddling.
Can I take a dive in your ocean?
only if you’re gonna pull out your tampon
and start splashing around

