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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I have so much stuff to buy from amazon, and I want to do it in that way that benefits Autostraddle, but I can’t find that right now. Can you explain that again?

click this link to go to amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2F&tag=autowin-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=390957

that’s all! and then we get a 6% referral commission for whatever you buy on amazon after clicking that link.

alex is going to make a button for the front page to make this easier, i’ve reminded her about this at least 3x in the last three weeks, so i feel like it will happen any minute now

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What’s Kate Beckinsale doing now? I don’t miss her, but sometimes I worry.

i am not entirely certain of who Kate Beckinsale is, I remember her name being around a lot and finding cute photos of her in boyshorts for one of our galleries. I feel like she is British, and has brown hair and is very pretty in a way that sort of bores me. I feel like she is probably fine.

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I was recently at a gig and was invited to join the roller derby team in my city. I haven’t been on skates since I was 9 or 10 and I don’t think I’m anywhere near cool / coordinated enough to do this.

DO IT. Go and try out. Ellen Page did, look what happened.
I don’t think the roller derby girls would think you were too uncool. I feel like that’s their thing, there is no uncool.

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‘Wait wait… both eat AND pay rent? Listen, you can’t have your cake and fucking eat it too dude. Pick one. Seriously, this is New York.’ -not eating joke.

Hi I’m responding to this and I kind of don’t want to but I need to I guess:

This is not entirely a joke. And it’s not even about “not eating”…

A number of people I knew living in New York often had to choose between food basics like milk and cheese because they couldn’t afford both. For example.
THAT’S the joke I’m making: “this is New York, therefore you can’t afford both rent AND food”.

I’m sorry you didn’t get it and totally missed out on how funny I was.

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It must be said: She should not have shown him her soul. She flashed it again and again, as if it were a bauble meant to entice him, or a hand mirror flashing signals from a dark and lonely place. Everybody knows about dark and lonely places, he thought. But why was she sending these signals without knowing who he was and if he cared to read them?
Read this short story: Mirrorball by Mary Gaitskill (via somethingchanged)