If you could turn any famous straight person gay, who would it be?
i don’t want anyone to be anything besides what they already are or want to be
I WANT A NEW NAME. What are some lesbiany but still girly names that are catchy I could use instead of my current name, which is Alexis?
Alex? I feel like that’s an obvious one, surely you’ve thought of it. Alternately; Lex or Lexi. Lesbiany but still girly names that are totally unrelated to “Alexis” include Robin, Lauren, Shea, Asher, Laine, Spencer, Tara, Chase and um, Tegan.
when we kiss, i become embarrassingly wet. will i ever be able to make-out with her without turning into a slip-n-slide? is it like this for other people? it’s really embarrassing.
i …
am just going to leave this right here.
because i don’t have an answer, yet i am interested in the answer. maybe you have to do the thing boys do when they don’t want to have an orgasm too soon? like when they think about their mothers or baseball stats. or, i really don’t know. but i don’t think you should be embarrassed. omg i have so many feelings right now.
lol @ ‘slip-n-slide’
I had been groped in the mouth for the last 2hrs - 3 of my wisdom teeth were pulled out - and i cant eat and i hv to keep icing my cheek and all i want is sit and read AS and i cant access the site. Im sad Rachel.. I still love you guys though
i feel similarly except replace the oral surgery with “slipped on black ice and fell on my face, chronic back pain, cried on phone with mother while discussing situation in wisconsin” and i also want to sit and read AS but instead i guess we just both have to sit here and suffer through a series of anxiety attacks. it’s ok though because we’re together right? i’m sorry about your mouth. did they give you percocet? don’t they like have to do that by law? i love you too.
hey. i have this easel right now? and i don’t want to paint on it or anything but i kind of like it as a thing. what do you think i should do with it? like put a picture of chairman mao or eileen myles on it? i feel like you would know.
i’d go with maybe eileen myles or a large framed map with every 99cent store / trader joe’s in a 15-mile radius marked with a pushpin.
I know you are not responsible for the maintenance of the site, but is Autostraddle still down? I’m on Firefox and it won’t load. I know you probably have gotten this question before and most likely annoyed by it, but I just wanted to ask.
as of 7:26 PM EST it is back up for me. i typed out a lot of other things to say but i’m going to take a deep breath and let them go.
do you guys know about http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/ ? the service created to solve exactly this problem and which will give you your answer instantly without having to wait for an insane homosexual to log into formspring? because, just saying, it might be useful for you.
How in the world do I go from “gee I like you and we have coffee” to kissing a girl? I feel like a wall exists in me between those two states! How do you get over the wall?
i usually do that by drinking but i understand that a lot of you are under 21/looking for life skills that are not dependent upon the bordering-upon-inappropriate use of controlled substances. so i would maybe try doing it very fast before you have a chance to think about it or in the dark or when you are saying goodbye so that you can run away immediately afterwards. or just drinking.