At first I looked at my computer and was like, “Man, now what the f*ck am I supposed to do with this typewriter that plays DVDs?”
Where is a good place to get plaid shirts? Like nice ones that are soft and not crunchy-
goodwill/salvation army? everything there is soft b/c it’s old and has been washed one million times, that is [one reason] why i like it
Could you please give me some music suggestions or even a playlist for listening to during sexytimes? Preferably things without words/with non-English words because I am easily distracted.
Do you like classical? Try out some pieces by Tchaikovsky, Bach, Beethoven, Debussy, Chopin… e.g. ‘Romeo & Juliet Overture’ 'Moonlight Sonata’, 'Serenade for Strings’, 'Prelude No. 1’ etc.
You can download some pretty great classical compilations on the cheap from Amazon.
Girl joked a co-worker & I are gf’s bc we laugh/flirt/click. I told cw'er I’m into girls. She said “I’m glad u told me; I think things would be easier w/a girl; Scarlett Johannson is SO HOT”. Do I have a shot? Should I invite her out w/my friends Friday?
yes and yes.
but! maybe you should tell your friends ahead of time that a ‘straight’ girl will be joining you, so they don’t talk about anything negative about being a gay lady, like LBD, yeast infections, psychotic ex-gfs, dressing alike, etc.
maybe you should go over some approved topics for the attempted 'conversion’ of 'straight girls’ via hanging out with friends.
LET’S MAKE A LIST!
+ how nice girls smell
+ the clitoris!
+ isn’t it cute how there are always razors / tampons / burt’s bees products
+ weekend-long BTVS marathons!!
Sorry but I’m confused. Is there a Tess at Autostraddle or is it only you? My attention to detail is failing me..
Yes, There is indeed a Tess! She is behind the scenes and is our programmer and will motherfuck you if you cross her.
sometimes I forget that autostraddle is down and then I try go on and blame the house’s awful internet for it not working. Sometimes I do an hour long rant at my housemates about how awful our internet is and how much I’d like to throttle our landlord. So
yes this is me too, do we have the same landlord
hey it’s the same person who told you about the oral surgery. im sorry about the black ice. i hope tea is helping you with the pain. On another note, have you seen this http://bit.ly/gvSsNF ? my number 1 feeling is wtf
my number one feeling is WHY WON’T OUR WEBSITE WORK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I HATE EVERYTHING OH MY GOD i would give a kidney to be able to load the homepage again. but yeah my number two feeling can be wtf
If a girl knows you’re into her, but isn’t into you, why won’t she say anything until you spill your pathetically queer guts?
given the number of formspring questions re: “how do i let her down easy,” apparently that part is hard too. sorry about your guts.