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I was in Boston once. it was before i knew I was gay as a rainbow colored unicorn who shits more rainbows.sidebar: I always imagine a supadyke in a cape as the unicorn jockey frolicking to Erasure-Always.I DIGRESS. I think I should come back. yes? drunk.

(5 minutes later:) i’m the one who just rambled bout a unicorn riding dyke jockey and I’d like to clarify that yes, while I may be drinking before noon, please do not judge me. It involves OJ? not Simpson. but the juice. so healthy? breakfasty? your choice mornin drank is?



usually it’s, you know, coffee. but you know, little miss unicorn dyke jockey, a screwdriver sounds pretty good right now

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YOU GUYS reading some of the comments from reblogs already… you are taking us way toooooo seriously! We can’t label Santana as a lesbian, she said so herself, and she never called it that. But can’t we employ hyperbole? Can’t we just HAVE SOME...

via SANTANA IS A LESBIAN !!! WE WIN ALL THE THINGS! IT’S GLEE, THE FEELING GLEE!

YOU GUYS reading some of the comments from reblogs already… you are taking us way toooooo seriously! We can’t label Santana as a lesbian, she said so herself, and she never called it that. But can’t we employ hyperbole? Can’t we just HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN FOR ONCE and not let every little potential exaggeration become a big semantic dissection? Plz

‘Cause like, she’s not a real person. she’s a character. we can feel however we want to about her because she’s NOT REAL and therefore our opinions of her will not impact her life because she’s not actually alive. It’s much funnier to say SANTANA IS A LESBIAN than it is to say SANTANA LIKES BRITTANY, BUT DOESN’T WANT TO BE LABELED

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I knew I was a boy when I was three years-old. Then I forgot. Or learned otherwise. By age four, I knew I was at least supposed to be a boy. Then I forgot that, too. Some years later, I knew I was not a stereotypical girl. At 16, I thought I was a lesbian. At 21 I knew I wasn’t.

And it was right around my 22nd birthday that I remembered I was a guy.

Autostraddle — When I Knew I Was a Boy

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Riese what are you doing RIGHT now

i am converting julie/brandy black swan footage so that i won’t have to re-render every 2 minutes while waiting for taylor & kelsey to pick me up to go to bcw’s community women’s orchestra concert tonight. i don’t know if they’re calling or buzzing though. i rearranged my furniture the other day and now i have to implement my Room Concept so that’s sort of all over my floor. It annoys me to have things messy but I guess I’ll clean it when I get back / after we watch glee PEOPLE STOP TELLING ME ABOUT GLEE PLEASE

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Riese, as the ‘sticker girl’ (i dont imagine you remember with all your questions) I think it is SO good the way you don’t have a 'been there, answered that’ attitude when people ask you in distress about eating disorders. You give kind, practical advice

and I think that its just brilliant.
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i'md drunk but that’s not the point.i wanted to watch some l word episodes and then read your recap..or just read your recap.but i can’t find it!!!!are they in the archives??where can i find them?!help please…

http://www.autostraddle.com/tag/l-word-recap/

some of the formatting might be fucked, from all the redesigns (and most of the l word recaps were transferred over from blogspot when we launched, hopefully the photos still exist?), but there they be. or theroadbeststraddled.blogspot.com

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Tank Girl is actually a fun movie. I have no idea why I didn’t like it when I was a teenager.

can i admit something to you here please.

when i first saw tank girl, i hated it and thought everyone looked smug and like they smelled terrible. then i bought the soundtrack because i loved it and i pretended to like the movie for another two years i think, because i somehow understood that i was supposed to like it, but i didn’t know why.

and then i stopped talking or thinking about it because the boy i was dating thought will smith was the best actor of all time and that i should grow out my hair and learn a second language, so i was pretty sure he wouldn’t care about tank girl or my soundtrack cd, and i was kind of relieved i didn’t have to pretend to understand the movie anymore.

then i was up late on a weeknight when i was nineteen and living in florida and tank girl was on a movie channel that we’d somehow obtained, which is weird now that i think about it because we were totally broke. so i watched it while everyone else in the apartment slept.

and then i wanted to go back in time and kick 16 year-old laneia right in the fucking face with a combat boot.

so yeah.

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