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i have just started talking to a girl and we are both interested in dating, but i am terrified. i have an std and at what point do i have to tell her before it’ll be me hiding something? this has kept me single for 2 years now.

oh honey. i feel like you’re feeling bad about this and i don’t want you to feel bad about this. if you’ve just started talking, you definitely definitely don’t have to tell her. even if/when you start dating, you don’t have to tell her. i would say when it gets to the point where it looks like you’re going to sleep together - NOT when you’re like already on her couch with your shirt off but while you’re still at the restaurant having dessert - then say “hey, there’s something i want to tell you: just so you know, i have ______ and right now my status is ____. i deal with it with by using [protection/barrier method/medication] and it would affect you in X way [if at all.]” things not to say: “i’m really sorry” or “i would understand if you didn’t want to be with/touch me.” because you shouldn’t be and you don’t. if you’re honest and responsible about your sti, then she has no reason to worry. and if you’re calm and collected about it then she can be too. maybe she will have questions about the particulars of your sti, and maybe it would be helpful for you to answer them, although you don’t necessarily owe that to anyone. you do not have to defend yourself/your choices/feel guilty. ok? ok. where do you think you guys are gonna go/what will you wear/is she a hottie???

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I’m laying on my stomach on my bed browsing on my laptop and my cat decides to lay on the back of my thighs/ butt. I’m beginning to lose circulation to my lower legs & this is really odd. Should I a.)shift a bunch, b.)try doing yoga, or c.)do nothing?

d)ask me about it on formspring so i can tell you, 2 days later, to nudge the cat off your legs

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She’s moving away in the fall for grad school. Our relationship has an expiration date. But I’m falling in love with her. There’s a cloud hanging over our relationship. Can I move forward with her and protect my heart at the same time?

No, I don’t think so. You’re just gonna have to handle this one unprotected.

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Can you please recommend me some interesting blogs/websites? whatever topics, I’m open to everything (sort of)

thisrecording.com
thoughtcatalog.com
theawl.com
tigerbeatdown.com
jezebel.com
metafilter.com
good.is
clutchmagonline.com
thebolditalic.com
fourfour.typepad.com
bitchmagazine.org/blogs
aldaily.com
bygonebureau.com
heatherandrachelhavefeelings.wordpress.com
effingdykes.blogspot.com
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

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I’m kind of in love with Adele. what are your feelings about her? Did you know she was 22? I had no fucking clue but it blew my mind. not as hard as her voice blows my mind. and my pants, right off my body. HOW MANY VOICES CAN TAKE OFF PANTS? NOT MANY.

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are you happy that two and a half men is over now?

you know what, i’ve seen a lot more charlie sheen since the show got canceled than i did before it got canceled, so i think even one half-man is too much for me, at least the show is on a television i can turn off, and i don’t even have a television. but if i could afford a television, i could avoid seeing 2.4 men. but charlie is ALL UP IN MY FUCKING GRILL MAN

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