How do I get the attention of a girl I don’t really know, never see, and am only facebook friends with?
change your profile pic to one of you holding a sign that reads HI [NAME]! I LIKE YOUR SHIRT, topless.
should work.
So my gf wants to go to Dinah Shore. I have thought about it but unlike her, I am shy and awkward and vaguely terrified at the thought of a huge crowd of strangers. Am I weird for not jumping at the chance to party with a bunch of lesbians?
it’s like- i keep trying to think of a cute way to say “hahahahaLOL is this question from me?? i would write this question!” but i’m not funny or cute so i’m over it. what i’m trying to say is, get your pansy ass to palm springs you pansy. christ almighty.
I just left a message to make an appointment with a therapist and I feel like puking. Does therapy even work and does the fact that it makes me sick to my stomach mean anything? Do I have to tell my friends? What if they find out anyway?
yayyy this is good good news!
i felt like puking this morning after i had coffee and yesterday after peanut butter toast and practically every time i stand up too fast, so no, it doesn’t mean anything.
you don’t have to tell your friends anything, but it might make you feel better to get it off your chest. same goes for your shirt HEY JK LOVE U.
usually the only way people find out a thing is if someone who wasn’t supposed to say anything, says something. so maybe keep that in mind when you take off your shirt or whatever.
i get really horny when i’m on my period. is this common? ‘cause it seems counterintuitive, specially with all the cramps and migraines. no matter how beat i am, i still feel the urge to hump the day away.
wanting to fuck / hump is part hormones and part blood flow. when you’re on your period, there’s an increased amount of blood / fluid in your ladypart area. all that blood is pressing against your clit and you should just take care of that real quick and get back to watching Arrested Development.
**disclaimer: laneia is not a doctor and doesn’t even play one on tv, so.**
Sometimes I like to sit on a bench on campus and smell the cute ladies as they walk by. That’s not creepy or anything, is it? I just really love the way women smell.
i feel like every cute ladyperson is like a giant, walking scratch-n-sniff sticker, without the scratching.
I just had an orgasm using my hand for the first time. I DID ME!
hell YES!
i guess we know what you’ll be doing all weekend.
“From the comments on our quickie last night it seems like everyone related to this episode for a different reason — like a lot of you realized your sexuality ’cause you fell in love with your BFF. Like Santana, I did have a girl BFF I made out with in high school sometimes, but I never wanted more than that, really. So I related to this scene in my own way (more on this in a minute) which isn’t necessarily your way. This is why we need fiction and why I’ll never “get” reality TV — we read novels and watch scripted television because a good story can mean something to everyone. There’s no absolute truth because it’s not real. We can all keep this scene in our own way.”
Pretty sure I just managed to stave off a panic attack by watching carmen/shane sex scenes on youtube on mute whilst listening to the chamber of secrets audiobook and playing some Bubble Town on bing. felt like sharing that w/someone would also help.thks
this is cheaper than xanax / therapy.
nice work.
my parents were watching the news and there happen to be a hate crime that had just happend in detriot (whereimfrom) i asked why/what happend to him and they just said he got beat up and avoided the gay part. it hurts to see them igonore it knowing im gay
i don’t know your parents but maybe they ignored it because they know you’re gay. sometimes when you love someone you want to keep them from finding out how scary the world really is, you know?
Longest you’ll ever go without a shower? Or, who is the filthiest girl on AS?
we had group showers at camp tavor, i was 12 – at first all the girls wore swimsuits in the shower. by week four, everyone had abandoned this precaution and now were showering openly in the nude for EVERYONE TO SEE! i’m pretty sure i skipped showering for the last 3 to 4 days of camp because i didn’t want anyone to see me naked because i hated my body so much. but besides that week and maybe a camping trip or two, i’ve never gone a day without showering.
i’m unfamiliar with the precise grooming habits of my fellow team members, but i can tell you that carly is probably the cleanest and that alex often goes many many days without washing her hair because that’s what makes it look good, she says.
