The 2011 New Now Next Awards were ridiculously gay in every way possible. Featuring appearances by James Van Der Beek, Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga, Darren Criss, Robyn and Oh Land.
ANNIKA IS SO HOT. FUCK.
the picture of her in the snow is my favorite b/c HELLO has one person ever looked so adorable??
no.
YES! IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING FOR ME!!!
i’m choosing to believe that you’re the girl who wrote to seventeen magazine in 1995 about how to properly insert a tampon.
WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HAIR. Seriously. Is there even a way to send homo vibes to other homos without cutting it boy short? Although I am down to cut it at this point.
there is a way, but you mainly have to do it with your eyes and it looks like this:
How did you meet Kelsey? What made you fall for her? I like to hear other people’s stories :-)
i found kelsey gently sniffing the fall air through a tiny window under a tiny pebble. she was a little on the small side at first, but then i had her tailored and she fit just right
do you ever get creeped out by the amount of interest in your personal life?
i think that if we’re honest with ourselves, there’s more interest in the food i eat than my personal life. i guess it’s a little creepy sometimes, but more just confusing? i mean really, i’m a collection of tiny pixelated images and a series of articles on DADT. i love you guys, but this is the internet and nothing is real. you can learn as much about my personal life by asking me about it on formspring as you can about jennifer aniston by reading her interview in people magazine. your own personal life is going to be a lot more interesting than mine. or at least i think it’s interesting.
Are you going to the Julie Goldman show at Harvard on Wednesday? How did I not know about this sooner?!?
ugh i don’t know yet! are you? you should because julie goldman will change your life, just like giving up drinking or winning the lottery or true love
will there be an autostraddle lounge at bonnaroo?
yes*
the straddleroo lounge will be located near the front or back or on either side of my mom’s 4runner. it’ll be byob, byo-snack, and clothing-optional. music will include radio bonnaroo and “whatever you can hear coming from the main stage” and “ whatever the people next to us are listening to.”
events schedule:
- laneia and sarah washing their hair
- everyone eating one whole piece of fruit
- laneia looking for her necklace / camera charger / chapstick
- laneia and sarah applying sunscreen
- sarah calling her mom
- roundtable: should i shave my legs today?
- workshop: tying a bandana to your own wrist
- roundtable: should i pee here or at the press tent?
- workshop: staying hydrated enough to not pass out, but not so hydrated that you can’t get drunk
the straddleroo lounge will be sponsored by colgate wisps and steel reserve 211 lager
* contingent on approval of press passes, so cross your fingers, obviously.
hi crystal it’s me. can you make a playlist to fit the mood of this photo http://howtopronouncelaneia.tumblr.com/post/1675800471 xoxo
This is probably just as much about you as it is about the photo:
http://www.autostraddle.com/playlist-this-photo-84041/
I find it hard to show my feelings sometimes. I’m seeing this girl I really like (maybe love?) - she’s funny, smart, caring, beautiful. She has a great heart. Maybe I’m scared to show them in case I get hurt? What do you think? I don’t want to lose her.
i think if you don’t show them you’re not going to be able to feel them at all after a while, or anything else. so there’s that.