your story is about 500% times more interesting to me
than the story of the royal wedding
i crown you princess of lesbian sex
you put a lot of vegetables into a pot of beef broth and then make kabobs using vegetables and chicken and grill those and also throw some fish on there while you’re at it. make a plate of bacon.
then you have her sit at a table and you put all of those foods in front of her and you say:
“see this? this is what i will never ever do to you, because i know that beef broth counts and that being next to chicken counts and that fish counts and that even bacon won’t lure you to the dark side. and because i think you’re just the greatest and i love your darling smile. now for fuck’s sake woman please tell me what i CAN cook for you.”
you should do this in boyshorts and a shirt of your choosing, just to up the effect.
i can almost guarantee the success of this project.
yes i find it very concerning
i’ve been taught english, hebrew and spanish
but the only one i’ve almost got down is english
just barely though
why should i consider myself pansexual?
when you say “what do you think is the least confining label for describing your sexuality” do you mean me personally, or the general “you”
my girlfriend is canadian
she’s from ottawa
but lived in montreal for quite some time as well
google “autostraddle” + “documentaries” and see what comes up
