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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

So, is buying a lesbian sex book for my girlfriend a bad way to say we need to have sex more? More specifically, I need you to try to have sex with me more because I’m always the one trying to have sex with you? I actually said all this out loud already.

i think this is the equivalent of giving your girlfriend a cookbook
because you want her to cook more.
which is also a great idea.

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I don’t understand how the social network features translate into real life things. I don’t understand. I made a profile. I joined some groups. What happens now? I feel like I’m going to be the only one left out.

i think you just treat the groups like message boards, you know? right now it looks overrun with new people joining groups but i think in a few weeks it’ll calm down, and then basically will look like a message board, but threaded, with occasional new member messages.

apparently messaging people is a thing. so i hear.

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i make out with this boy i work with, which we keep on the d/l because it is totally frowned upon & mostly not allowed. he likes to cuddle & call me babe. i haven’t had a s/o in a long time, & i’m watching 500 days of summer & i sort of want to cry. bad?

sometimes it can be fun to try thinking of these things as ‘personal growth’ instead of 'bad.’ so you could try that. if that doesn’t help, i would submit that while i’ve never seen 500 days of summer it sounds like an unnecessarily depressing movie, and that you should try watching ghostbusters instead. there will be so, so many people over the course of your life ready and willing to hold you and call you babe if you let them. there’s that too.

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How do I tell my girlfriend that I’m worried I’m not good enough for her with out sounding pathetic/needy?

what do you want her to say?
(the thing is that people who really truly
aren’t good enough for the person they’re with
usually have no self-awareness of that fact
whatsoever.)

i don’t think she’s going to say
“good point. i am too good for you.
let me find someone who is
ready for this jelly.”
and if she already feels this way
she wouldn’t be with you.

do you need reassurance
that she loves you?
do you need her to know
that you are very much in touch with all
of your perceived faults?

we’re all needy sometimes.
i’m guessing that you’re asking
how to not appear needy
because you feel needy.
so you’re asking
how to cover up how you feel.
i can’t tell you that.
i can just tell you to figure out
what it is you need from her
and if it’s a little redic
and you’re a little needy
then fucking embrace it.
hell, we all have needs sometimes.
we’re all needy bitches.
just speak your truth.

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