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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

rumor has it you have a boyfriend?? isn’t that weird for the owner of a lesbian site?

“rumor has it” ? where you getting your rumors from, girl? is it the mormons?

i haven’t had a boyfriend since 2004…

i have a girlfriend, her name is marni, her AS name is bcw/@bcdubs, she is a real live gay lady but sometimes strangers call her “sir.” she is an 100% female human lesbian person. i sometimes call her my “boifriend” or even my “girlboyfriend” because it is somehow amusing to us to do so.

do i have to be one of those people who constantly talks about her girlfriend just so that everybody knows i don’t have a boyfriend? this is so weird.

here’s some new rumors for you:

+ what’s girlboyfriend mean?

+ is bcw your girlfriend?

+how’s the introduction of the new girlfriend going?

+What was the best non-AS related thing that happened to you this week?

+ happy 420 riese!

+weird question

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Riese, whenever I see a lesbian couple holding hands in the street I never know how to react. Its like I want to bound up to them like a puppy and go ‘ME TOO!!’ but obvs I can’t. I generally look away because I’m scared if I smile they’ll think i’m weird.

but, like, i appreciate the tension of holding hands in public and i want to be nice. it just makes me sad
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they won’t think you’re weird! i do this/have had it done to me a bajillion times. it’s one of the cutest specialest parts of being a lone queer in the world. when you smile at a couple holding hands, we know why you’re smiling. it’s just a thing. you just know.

listen two days ago marni was standing outside dunhams in a suburban detroit strip mall smoking a cigarette and a gay guy driving by slowed down to wave at her . you can smile at a lesbian couple holding hands.

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my gf is coming with us on vacation this year. she keeps telling me she has a HUGE surprise for me while we’re there. and the other day she said something about saving up like $500 for the trip and the surprise >.> ideas on what this could be?

if i was your girlfriend, the surprise would be $500 worth of alcohol/food, which doesn’t really seem particularly outrageous.

guesses
+ llama
+ engagement ring
+ a night in a nice hotel, just the 2 of you
+ a surfboard
+ new skis
+ a baby
+ engagement ring
+ 100 You Do You stickers

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