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Dirty texting - what are your thoughts?

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO THIS

i know this sounds fucking crazy! i’ve like, had stories in like 8 anthologies including the Best American Erotica and Best Women’s Erotica and I cannot fucking “sext” for the life of me. It just seems so silly! Maybe it’s ‘cause I take words so seriously, it’s hard to say ones that sound like lines from skinemax. Also like, how many ways can you say 'i wish you were fucking me right now’? You know? It must get repetitive.

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