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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

so i have this thing where about 90% of the time i cant come unless a girl ummm….bites my collarbones. yeah yeah i know im a freak-o. so, new girlfriend will not do this. shes all “i dont wanna hurt youuuu” and im like “LACK OF ORGAMS HURTS MORE”. just

kidding. or not kidding. anyways what do i do? i dont wanna be all DO THIS THING IN BED if she doesnt want to. but….i want her to? ACK I AM MIXED UP PLEASE ASSIST RIESE :(
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i think she needs to give it a shot
i don’t know the answer to this one actually

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What would you recommend to someone who has extreme major depressive disorder but doesn’t want to tell/worry their mom? I’ve been suffering for years, I’m 17. I didn’t want to be dramatic/whiny/lose my freedom but I need help. PS-I think you are brilliant

your mom will be sooooo much more worried in a few years when you explode of keeping it to yourself. she just wants you to be well. tell her so that you can be well and then it’ll be much scarier than wondering, wondering is really scary sometimes

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my mom loves ellen, but doesn’t love me :(

that is not true! your mom loves you 700x more than she loves ellen!
all you mean is that your mom is more accepting of ellen’s sexuality than yours, right? i mean i’m assuming.
in this case, the thing is that your mom like birthed or adopted you
so she has a special attachment to you
she does love you
she’s just scared
of all the things she’s heard you might mean
i hope you one day are louder than ALL of those things
it would be a bonus if she heard you
but even if she never does, she loves you!
although also ellen is a really good dancer
and she bagged portia

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