WHAT IF ELLEN IS A STRAIGHT GUY. OR IFC. IFC BEING A STRAIGHT GUY EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
unfortunately for us, IFC is 100% white american lesbian stock
unfortunately for us, IFC is 100% white american lesbian stock
I just scrolled through my ipod and noticed that a lot of great albums begin with ‘A’. e.g.
Absolution - Muse
Adrenalin & Around the Fur - Deftones
Aenima - Tool
Almost Famous soundtrack
Animosity - Sevendust
Alright, Still - Lily Allen
Amanda Palmer plays Radiohead on her magical ukelele
American Idiot - Green Day
American Idiot the Musical - Cast Recording
American Thighs - Veruca Salt
aMOTION - A Perfect Circle
Appetite for Destruction - Guns N Roses
As Day Follows Night - Sarah Blasko
Not to mention 'Alligator’, the album on which Tegan & Sara’s Alligator song is remixed 23 times.
i really can’t believe how many of you wrote me about this
i have some footage at my fingertips and that footage will be a video thing soon enough
sometimes i did and sometimes i didn’t
probably moreso when i was younger
i mean looking back on it i feel like i went out a lot
but less so after starting autostraddle
i keep trying to figure out what this question is really about
because i feel like in and of itself it’s not a full question
you should just ask me whatever it is or whatever
being intelligent is always a better choice
imagine that you have a girlfriend
and imagine yourself talking about her to someone else and saying “she’s so annoying and embarrassing and unattractive.”
how does that feel?
does she try to kiss you? do you try to kiss her? once i asked a friend how she knew something was a date and she said “uh, because she tried to kiss me?”
hm, i don’t know because yes, you are right, there was a time when i would have told you “ha yeah straight girls totally do that, it happens to me all the time!” and LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT. so i have no idea but this seems important, like the answer to this question could help a lot of people. i’ve thought deeply about it and decided i have no straight friends i can ask who won’t think i’m hitting on them. :( someone else needs to volunteer
i do love kittens, it’s true. i do not have lenses, but i am pretty much allergic to all the things. i deal with the hairs by not currently owning a cat. this cuts down on the hairs substantially. additionally, my activity partner doesn’t currently own a cat, further decreasing the possibility of coming into contact with cat hairs.
she does, however, own a puppy dog. and this puppy dog has hairs. and so help me, if she or this dog were any less adorable, those hairs would be a deal-breaker.
so i feel you, and i’m sorry about your eyes. is claritin a thing for that?