are you still pals with your past pals/friends/lovers/partners? is it ever awkward?
the only person i still talk to is the one who’s halfway responsible for creating my tax write-offs.
i prefer a clean break.
on the daytum list there is a Intern/Team Doing Things That Ma… category. what does it say in full? possible ideas: make riese mad, make people happy, make nice.
“intern/team doing things that make me happy”
Married, fell for my best friend, now my girlfriend…and so, no longer married. My ‘rents are mostly supportive, but discussing her (who they had adored) has been danced around. They’re visiting Thurs, and she’ll be there…how do I prep them? Or do I?
THIS WAS TWO WEEKS AGO
PLEASE UPDATE ME
ftr the answer in my head that i wanted to give but didn’t due to paralyzing self-doubt, was “don’t prep them.”
can you take our questions more seriously please, we really mean them, and trust you
do you realize how many people wrote me about eating pineapple to make their vaginas smell better
Are you not into feminine girls so much now? I remember reading you liked them once?
i think i just like tops
my gf and i are currently sharing the same bedroom and we don’t have the same sex drive. should i be open to her about masturbation, i mean should i do it in the bathroom and just pretend that i had a long shower? is it weird if i do it in front of her?
i feel strongly that you shouldn’t feel weird about masturbating at all, and that there’s no reason not to be open because masturbation is not something you do because you’re dissatisfied with your sex life. but you should probs talk to her about it, and be like hey i guess this might come up because we’re in the same bedroom now, what boundaries would you like me to have around that so you don’t feel weird?
laneia are you going to answer all the questions? do you think that can even be a thing? there are so many questions
rachel i don’t know if that’s even possible? kinda like scooping water out of a leaky boat, you know?
but by g-d, i’m gonna try.
my gf hasnt texted me since like 3 pm, and she prob got off work between 6-7. ive texted her twice since then. do i assume she is dead and/or hates me? or do i assume im over reacting.
yes, definitely assume she hates you. that is definitely what will make you both happiest. or ideally text her about how she hates you.
what if we had formspring opposite day, i think i’d be really good at it
just a thought - start an “i’m not gonna lie” counter for whitney. I’m only a few mins in and i’m not gonna lie, she says it a lot.
i’m not gonna lie, you should make that into a drinking game
I just realized I’ve been reading your stuff for around 5 years. Wowza.
i am really sorry about all the spelling errors