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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Im going off to a fancy college in Sept & Im so excited to be leaving but I worry that college will be the same bc it I cant find any info on my college and biness & Im so scared because I cant be out in a scary place but i cant be in for too long or BOOM

fancy college = job = holiday dinner = grocery store = national park = sidewalk = skyscraper = home = tomorrow = forever = all the places you will be you
you owe it to life in general to just be the fuck out. be you! DO YOU. you owe it to the kids who still can’t.

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do you know how much i love you (&laneia &riese) for this formspring response marathon? do you? lots. if love was people, i’d be china. well i am chinese, so. plus watching sytycd at the same time = best wednesday summer nite in cali everrrrrrr.

i’m going to use the “if love was people i’d be china” line at some point if you don’t mind. or maybe “if love was people i’d be india.” not sure yet. but thank you/we love you!

Ask Rachel a thing

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riese i’m really tired of people telling me i look super femme. like, my gf is not even butch, at ALL, she just has short hair and ONLY because she has short hair i’m somehow the femme in our relationship and other lesbians do it as much as st8 people ahh

you know, sometimes i think that i could let myself feel that way
or i could just say “jesus, i’m glad someone knows how to fix the doorknob”

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what if i heard from a friend that L. isn’t making B. happy cause she kind of sucks at being a decent girlfriend. would it be fair game to walk up to B. and be all “hello” and have sex with her. or coffee or something.

yes definitely have sex with her and then pour coffee on her and then lick it off her and be like “omg, it’s like body shots except it’s espresso except instead of tequila, it’s espresso.” right? then like, i don’t know, make your bed and eat a sandwich.

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