Once again, no vote. They could just argue forever. Or turn off facebook comments, or warn of an AIDS epidemic. All of these ideas are totally reasonable reactions to a thing.
does anyone ever get their shit together? Is 24 too old to still be a mess and a wreck and a hopeless adult? everyone else seems to have their shit together. Maybe they’re just faking it, and I should start doing that too. question mark.
I think people are messy and hopeless in their own unique ways and some of those ways are a lot more visible than others. 24 is still so young! It’s totally okay to still be finding your feet.
scenario: your sitting watching tv/ eating dinner/ whatevez with your girlfriend. there is a spider on the wall. who kills it? and no ur answer cant be jenny, shes already dead. you or your gf?
saturday night we were driving to my apartment in the dark and when i answered a call from my mother, there was a really confused, lethargic bee on my phone (i know wtf) and she pulled over, got out, walked around, SCOOPED IT UP and released it into the wild.
several weeks ago, i was making breakfast for the tax write-offs before school and there was a scorpion A SCORPION on a cutting board in the dish drainer and i tasked her with ‘keeping an eye on it’ while i finished making the food things (scorpions are generally a pretty slow, unimpressed bunch, so i figured i had time) and when it started to make a run for it – and in spite of her reportedly 'crippling’ fear of scorpions – she grabbed a 7" BUTCHER KNIFE (i know wtf) and the cutting board, walked out the front door (screaming) and into THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD (I KNOW) and urged the damn thing to scurry to safety, which it did.
so what i’m saying is, no one kills it. she captures it and frees it, but apparently no one kills it. (this does not count for roaches, which are first killed and then briefly prayed over.)
SWOON.
I met this girl and we went out last week. We held hands and kissed and it was perfect. There’s been some VERY flirty texting since. But, she just broke up with her bf of 5yrs 2 weeks ago. I like her but I’m afraid I’m just a rebound and will get hurt
being someone’s rebound doesn’t have to lead to being hurt. just have fun and stay right right here all the time. stay in all the moments.
I was not getting involved, because I’ve done this too many times already and it’s not up to me to teach every repressed screwed-up lesbian how to live life out, but then she dyed her hair red and it started to feel like a movie and, just, HELP!!!
maybe just put together a soundtrack and see how it ends.
My mom doesn’t like that I buy men’s clothing. She called me weird. What if your sons wanted to wear girls’ clothes? Tell me what my mom should say to me instead of “you’re being weird”. Please.
zeppelin went through a serious hello kitty phase, which i’m not sure he’s entirely over, and i tried SO HARD to find a hello kitty shirt that wasn’t fitted specially for girls (and btw, selling ‘fitted’ shirts for 5 yr olds is just fucking ludicrous) and failed miserably. it was really fucking annoying. I HATE GENDER NORMS W/R/T CHILDREN’S CLOTHING OPTIONS.
but to answer your question, i would say “okay” and then we’d go to target because i’m not made of money.
so i had sex with my best friend (of like 9 years) last week, and then she was making coffee in the morning and i pretended to be asleep so i could FREAK OUT once she left the room, ya know. but then she stood in the door way and yelled HIGH FIVE FOR GETT
ING SUPER WASTED AND HOOKING UP WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND.and so we high fived and went and ate some pizza. and things were totally normal. like we joked about it once or twice but i feel like our friendship is fine/the same. is this weird/normal/awesome? idk
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just wanted to share this with the class.
is it okay to come out now? im scared, but im almost positive its more healthy to be out?
unless you fear for your life, yes.
are g-spot orgasms real? i think i’m unable to cum just with vaginal stimulation, am i seriously missing something?
they are real, yes. but you’re not ‘seriously missing’ anything. worrying about g-spot orgasms is like me losing sleep over whether or not a volvo has a tight turning radius. i don’t have a volvo. i have a nissan.
additionally, i’m pretty sure this is the best metaphor i’ve ever come up with.
Do you still make those vlogs with Haviland? I can’t find them.
we made most of those when we still lived in new york, and then later we’d make them when i’d come out to see her in los angeles or she’d come to new york. we might make another one one day, but you can see 36 of them here:
http://www.youtube.com/user/marielyn176#grid/user/C4E8421BDB956E93
i was reading an article on channel 2 atlanta’s website and noticed the right sidebar was really incredible w/r/t “humanity is probs swirling towards a gradual apocalypse” and wanted to share it with you
If you could move anywhere, where would it be and why?
california, because i wasn’t ready to leave and i didn’t see all of the trees.
my girlfriend has been away from the u.s. for 5 ½ months on a study abroad program. with so much time apart, do you have any suggestions for reintroductions or something along those lines? i’m so nervous about seeing her, it feels like a first date.
you have to have sex as soon as possible. the longer you go between seeing her face for the first time in 5.5 months and fucking, the more awkward it’s going to be.
i’m serious.
That may be shocking to some people, but the reason this works so well for the moms is that sober toddlers and high adults are kindred spirits. They both crave junk food, they both take unplanned naps, and they’re both amused by cartoons, peekaboo, jingling keys, or pretty much anything.