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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I’m moving out of my dysfunctional family home and in with my awesome (but super-traditional and foreign) grandmother in a few weeks. Is it wrong/dishonest to have girls over for “sleepovers”? ALSO does it make me a loser to live with my grandmother?

1) Is it wrong/dishonest to have girls over for “sleepovers”?
is it dishonest?
yes.
is it wrong?
maybe.
should you do it anyway?
yes.

we don’t have equal employment protection or marriage rights, in exchange we have things like sleepovers and women’s bathrooms

2) does it make me a loser to live with my grandmother?
no

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How does an introvert tell her extraverted coworkers that she really needs her breaks for solitude after working with people all day, so please stop assuming everytime I’m not busy that I’m desperate for someone to chit-chat with?

+ headphones
+ book (ideally a book there’s no way anyone there has heard of it or would want to talk about it)
+ headphones/ipod
+ looking at your phone with concerned/engaged facial expressions
+ do the thing where you act super polite and smiley when someone’s talking to you so you get politeness points, but every time there’s a pause, attempt to go back to your own activities, as if you’re expecting that the person already knows you don’t want to talk anymore. by the third time you do this, they’ll get the hint.
+ write in a notebook/journal, if anyone asks what you’re writing, say “oh, just me-stuff”
+ read a kindle (can be reading whatever, they have no idea, could be intense)
+ radiate a hostile facial expression
+ sit somewhere nobody else wants to sit, type intently on your phone
+ close your eyes and lean back like you’re over it
+ headphones

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