1. the correct way. though my southernness lends me surprisingly little insight into the laneias of the world, having never encountered one previously.
while my observations of a laneia in the wild have been somewhat limited, i do suspect the species and i share feelings with regard to ironic cheese grits, reappropriated trucker hats, and southern drawals that emerge approximately 2.5 drinks into the evening
2. i met a nice girl named riese at a party on halloween when i was drunk on whiskey and it was pretty cold outside for manhattan in october. then things got hot & heavy, as they do