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So, I’m 24 and my parents are divorcing. I’ve been trying really hard to just ignore this fact, but it keeps popping up. Like, hey, your Dad moved out today, or hey, here’s dad’s new address. I probably should start seeing a therapist, right?

yes, the realization that “I should probably start seeing a therapist” is usually a very good indication that you should start seeing a therapist.

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Tumblr made me think the show Rizzoli and Isles was about a lesbian couple that solves crimes. It isn’t. Don’t make the same mistake that I did.

ok the other day we couldn’t find anything on the teevee so we turned this show on for 15 minutes b/c i’d heard about it via twitter and i was so confused, is it supposed to be about lesbians who are in the closet and allegedly solving crimes or something? it’s weird, it’s like someone’s sex dream about their straight friend but it’s just a dream and other people’s dreams are boring. i feel like they aren’t really as dedicated to crime-solving as McNulty and/or Benson/Stabler, the show was so weird and made me feel weird and confused and we had to change the channel. Plus it seemed boring. I have like 500 questions for whomever created this crock of shit, and i don’t understand why so many lesbians watch it, don’t y'all want a motherfucking PAYOFF?!!!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.


Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

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