i’m not gonna lie, i kinda think that show is the stupidest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.
you’re not a bad lesbian, though!
thirteen
the simpsons
Clea Duvall
Clea Duvall, “But I’m a Cheerleader”
“Unlike Quinn, this unidentified flying queer girl took the time to google “lesbian clothes.” Maybe a picture of Darlene came up. Maybe Sam Ronson did. Who knows, it could have even been Ashton Kutcher. We do know she looks hot which would make me really uncomfortable to say if I wasn’t confident that she was played by a 28 year old. I’m not going to go in to too much detail on this outfit because it’s what most of you are wearing right now. I will point out that this would have looked better without the hemp and beads necklace that her “true love” made at camp.”
1. yes. this is the most normal thing. i’m sorry, i wish it weren’t.
2. you need to not talk to her. not forever, if you don’t want to, but definitely for now. i’m going to say at least 1.5 months for every year you were together, 3 months minimum. you probably will not feel much better after those months but i think you will be sleeping a little better, and will be better equipped to recognize how interacting with her makes you feel. but for now, block her on gchat, delete her from your phone, everything. make a friend do it if you can’t. then make this friend your accountability partner, this is some AA level shit here. if your ex doesn’t understand, maybe she should have thought about that before breaking up with you.
3. the only place to go from here is forward, onward and upward. you will do this even if it doesn’t seem possible now. the only way out is through.
35% of you are going back to college or starting a new college right this very minute! How’s that working out for you? Have you made out with a cute girl? Cried in your dorm? All feelings welcome!…
it’s never too late :) thx!
Yes! It is, thank you for asking. Book club officially ended on the 31st, so any pages read after midnight on that day won’t be counted. (Although you should definitely keep reading, and keep talking about them on ASS – if you guys are interested, I can start a Fall group so that we can continue talking about books in a non-competitive, seasonally appropriate way.)
There will be a post about who the winners are very soon; I had hoped to have it actually on the 1st, but due to technical difficulties tallying everyone’s reading is taking longer than I had planned, so it will be a little while longer. We just don’t want to miss anything! Stay tuned, and thank you for participating everyone, I’m so proud of how well this worked!
i can’t do math in my head!
