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i need new books! what are some of your favs?

‘on the road’ by jack kerouac
'fight club’ by chuck palahniuk
'just kids’ by patti smith
'invisible monsters’ by chuck palahniuk
'less than zero’ by bret easton ellis
'high fidelity’ by nick hornby

also 'party of one: the loner’s manifesto’ – riese recommended it a long time ago and said something like 'but it will make you feel crazy’ and she was right but i liked it anyway

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My girlfriend has a lot (A LOT) of hair in her buttcrack– is there any way to suggest, politely, that she think about removing it? She is sensitive about her body and I love her just the way she is– but the butt hair kinda bothers me. Thoughts?

there is, in fact – to my knowledge, at least – no way on earth to suggest, politely, that a girl think about removing her body hair.

there are two types of girls: those who will shave/wax their butts and those who will not. both groups are made up of girls who have hair to shave/wax and girls who don’t have any hair, but either way, they’re in one group or the other. if a girl is the type of girl who will shave/wax her butt, she will do it. and if she isn’t, she won’t. the best way to tell which group a girl is in, is to not worry about it.

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