THIS EPISODE, oh my god. I almost piss myself every time.
Bette: “Who the fuck you calling Brown Barbie? You fucking Carmelita Tropicana.”
one republic, britney spears, maroon 5, and now dev all have whistling in a song of theirs. when did whistling become a thing in songs and how do we make it stop?
be the lack of whistling you want to see in the world
so i am considering coming out tomorrow to my best friends that still live where i moved from a couple months ago and i am freaking out right now. any advice because i could really use some
yay good luck! my number one advice is DON’T BE APOLOGETIC. cry if you must – i did, out of sheer relief – but don’t say you’re sorry or even hint at any sort of remorse.
you’re not sorry, you’re gay.
see also: http://www.autostraddle.com/tag/coming-out/
The takeaway is this: Mike Lofgren left the GOP after almost thirty years not because he’s no longer a conservative or because he’s been won over by the cause of Obama and the Democratic party. He left because he perceived that the machinations of the GOP had progressed past being bad for the nation due to misapplied principles and ineffective policies and become actually intentionally destructive to America and the people in it. Lofgren contends that the GOP’s goals and objectives as a party are no longer aligned with those of America, and that they are in fact willing to work against America’s best interests to get what they want. Sound like what you’ve been thinking already? Lofgren has the stories and inside knowledge to back it up.
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hey laneia. my last year of college starts in a few hours. i’ve still never been with a girl. i’m bad at this. it scares me to think that i might leave knowing nothing about women, and then go into the real world and be alone forever. so scared.
hey person person. here’s a sample list of places i’ve left without having been with a woman:
high school
taco bell
disneyland
tennessee
florida
nevada
delivery rooms
emergency rooms
hotel rooms
clubs
bars
football games
women’s basketball games
softball games (!!)
monterey bay aquarium
airports
freeways
music festivals
a hippie commune
funerals
weddings
grocery stores
bookstores
7-eleven
bass pro shop
four military bases
an elton john concert
one bowling alley
a police station
lake tahoe
and now i have business cards with the phrase “girl-on-girl culture” above my name and there’s a fairly tall lesbian in my bed and she brought home hummus last night. so chin up!
How can I stop feeling like I am not at all special or significant in my gf’s long line of relationships? How can I still be special when she’s done it all with others?
if she thought the others were more special than you, wouldn’t she still be doing it with them?