i’m sorry. i’ve tried to think about this. i really have. but i don’t know that a polite way to tell your roommate to stop touching his balls exists. i’m so sorry.
i feel like it would be cumbersome
for my girlfriend to mail me dinner
should i ask her out? should i assume she still has my number? should i wait and let her ask me out because she just left a relationship? SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL RIESE PLEASE HELP ME
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there are many ways into a girl’s pants that do not involve dates
just ask her to hang out/go out
if she just got out of a relationship
she’s probably looking for new friends
it’s possible her gf was possessive
and wouldn’t have let her hang out with you before
also
if there’s always been sexual tension/flirting there
then i feel like things will unfurl in your favor
kissing and so forth
then you take it from there!
Your gay voice counts and if you comment enough on this article, this show will definitely begin pandering to the queer lady audience. In fact, I think about midseason it will be revealed that the horse is a lesbian and that’s not just one but FOUR steps in the right direction.
+ knitting club
+ rugby
+ open mic night
+ activist clubs
+ pottery/ceramics (trust me on this)
+ your women’s studies class
+ your campus queer group?
is it because of the l word that you guys think bars are so important? it’s not like lesbians only come out at night
Let’s say “take me to the playboy mansion” ten times fast and then wiggle our butts around, it’ll be fun!
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i’d say “face to face” is a good place to start
that’s a fundamentally ridiculous fear and I’d certainly hope your relationship could sustain a handshake from a good looking gil.
that being said, if i were you, i’d be doing/feeling the exact same thing you’re doing/feeling.
“Basically, I realized, I was living in that awful stage of life from the age of twenty-six to thirty-seven known as stupidity. It’s when you don’t know anything, not even as much as you did when you were younger, and you don’t even have philosophy about all the things you don’t know, the way you did when you were younger, and you don’t even have a philosophy about all the things you didn’t know, the way you did when you were twenty or would again when you were thirty-eight – Nonetheless you tried things out: "love is the cultural exchange program of futility and eroticism.” I said.
And Eleanor would say, “Oh how cynical can you get,” meaning not nearly cynical enough. I had made it sound dreadful but somehow fair, like a sleepaway camp. “Being in love with Gerard is like sleeping in the middle of the freeway,” I tried.
“Thatta girl,” said Eleanor. “Much better.”
