Do you think oxford commas are necessary?
only when i say they are.
last night a girl (who i was kissing) insisted on walking me all the way home from the bar. it took a solid hour. she held my hand but said she was “just being a gentleman”. do you think its possible she likes me?
that’s so sweet! i think it’s possible she’d like to see you naked. that’s basically the same thing.
Thursday night TV! Comedy! Funny people! Laughter! Who needs dramas?
how do i get over my paralyzing fear of Authority Figures?
remember that you are probably way more badass than them
What did the snowman learn about love? An awful lot, it turns out.
There are only two things I love in this world: Everybody and television
Jess’s Team Pick: Did you know that riot grrl Kathleen Hanna inadvertently gave Kurt Cobain the title idea for “Smells Like Teen Spirit?”
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“hello my most favorites people in the whole wide world”
“i am going to punch one of you in the eyeballs today for serious”
- [email subject lines dated the same day]
me, apparently via Autostraddle — IT’S TODAY: Happy Happy Birthday, Riese!
Bringing back Televisionary: your place to talk about all of your thoughts/feelings/wants/desires/needs from last night’s TV.
Is it weird to go to a bar alone? I feel like it’s weird. BUT I HAVE NO GAY LADY FRIENDS TO GO WITH. Help?
riese says shane does this all the time
A species of deep-sea squid has been found to have a lot of gay sex. But calling it gay to demonstrate progress destroys actual progress! This is more exciting than is sounds.