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my lady parts are always sore & swollen even after quick light sex. is this my body’s psychological way of telling me i should have my lady parts be with other lady parts instead of man parts? (that, + the fact that i think girls are prettier than boys.)

girls are super soft. just saying.

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Alright, I have a friend. Who has a boyfriend that she’s been with for a while. Apparently, they’ve hit a rough patch lately. Anyway, she’s being more flirty/touchy than usual and saying she wants me. It would be wrong to do something…wouldn’t it?

yes. she needs to sort things out for herself and not play games with you (or him).

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The girl I’ve had had a long-time IRL crush on just posted a comment on Autostraddle, and now I’m having a resurgence of capital-f-Feelings. I FOUND HER ON THE INTERNET. That clearly means we’re destined to be togetha4eva, right?

it definitely means that you’re both super smart, hilarious and the future of the world, i know that much.

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No One Taught Adam Lambert “How to Be a Gay Celebrity,” But He’s a Quick Study

Adam Lambert is part of a new generation of hot young things navigating the rocky roads of being an out gay celebrity at a very transformative time. Also he just did this interview with The Advocate.

How do you go clubbing? Love, a babydyke.

the key is to fill a water bottle with alcohol before you leave and drink on the subway on the way there. also, wear comfortable shoes. that’s all i’ve got.

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Sometimes I spend all day doing nothing except reading Salinger and being depressed until I end up at the grocery store buying overpriced granola and thinking WHY AM I EVEN ALIVE but then I think, Well, at least there’s Autostraddle.

i feel like you’re a kindred spirit right now

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hi this is e. i couldn’t figure out the message button on autostraddle because midterms are making me angsty. i just wanted to tell you that i got to cite autostraddle in an academic paper midterm thing, and it made me excited. huzzah!

yay!!!!

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I’ve always been somebody who exerts a great deal of energy trying to get my realities to match my fantasies, even if the fantasies are made from materials that are no longer manufactured, even if some governmental agency has assessed my aspirations and pronounced them a health hazard.

Meghan Daum Autostraddle — My Misspent Youth

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All the tangible stuff — the trees outside, my friends, the weather — fell away. I could physically feel my brain. My body did not exist. I had no skin, no hair, no bones; all desire had converted itself into a cerebral current that reached nothing but my frontal lobe. Lust was something not felt but thought. My brain was devouring all of my other organs and gaining speed with each swallow. There was no outdoors, the sky and wind were irrelevant. There was only the computer screen and the phone, my chair, and maybe a glass of water.

Meghan Daum, “On the Fringes of The Physical World”, via Autostraddle — My Misspent Youth

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