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what does it mean if i actually like coldplay? like that song “fix you” makes me cry? what does this mean, laneia?

i’ve thought about this and there are several explanations, i believe. here, i’ve made a list of things that are maybe going on while you’re listening to coldplay that might cause this reaction:

+ you were thinking about all of the people who included ‘fix you’ on mix cds that they gave to their exes in a vain attempt to win them back
+ you have not had a full night’s rest
+ something heavy fell on your foot
+ they ran out of honey walnut cream cheese so like, what are you supposed to do with the cinnamon bagel now?
+ you cut your nails too short
+ wordpress deleted your entire draft
+ the juicer on craigslist has already been sold, they just hadn’t removed the post yet
+ your cactus died
+ you were watching that scene in 'terms of endearment’ when they’re in her hospital room and the oldest boy is trying to be tough but the youngest starts crying
+ you were watching the scene in 'my girl’ when veda finally comes down the stairs and see thomas jay in the casket
+ you were watching the scene in 'steel magnolias’ when they’re at shelby’s grave and m'lynn screams “whyyyyy”
+ you were actually listening to phosphorescent’s 'a picture of our torn up praise’
+ you are ovulating



(jk it’s totally ok to like coldplay duh)

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did you feel the earthquake today? these things make me nervous, esp because my cat always runs under the bed and i worry it will collapse on him. are you worried about the Big One?

yes i was at berkeley bowl when the first one happened, there was this crashing noise because it made something fall, and the rows of fruits & vegetables swayed.

then the second one felt like more, everything swayed and the earth moved and some things fell off our shelf.

i stepped outside and asked my neighbors if we were gonna die, and they said no, so i went back to my laptop

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“8. Roofs
The only quiet spot in the city where you can be alone, besides your bedroom, I think, is a roof. You won’t find any propaganda or people who changed out of their pajamas before you did on the roof. As long as you’re...
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8. Roofs
The only quiet spot in the city where you can be alone, besides your bedroom, I think, is a roof. You won’t find any propaganda or people who changed out of their pajamas before you did on the roof. As long as you’re not lying to yourself, the roof is an honest place.

One time, before I flew to New York and before you bookmarked www.autostraddle.com, Riese said, “the roof makes me feel alive because i’ve never jumped off it,” and I’ve loved her ever since.

- Laneia

What we don’t want are people who behave like jerks when the conversation doesn’t go their way or who hijack the conversation with their outrageous statements. While things might get heated, they should always be civil. That said, if anyone says something stupid, we expect all the smart ones of you out there, especially with stars, to answer him back and explain to him in a detailed and objective manner just how and why he is stupid. We can do this without hurting each others feelings or being complete assholes to each other. We can have good discussions and a really fun party too.
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