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If you were reading a novel that was part of NaNoWriMo and was about teenage lesbians, what would you want to be reading about?

i’d want the teenage lesbians to be happy with their education and their social life and their family – at least their parents. i’d want them to feel safe and free so they could grow for real and be three full dimensions. i’d want them to have time to think about the future and have their big big ideas.

i guess that would be a boring book. that’s maybe just what i want for the teenage lesbians irl. can you make one of them have severe vertigo? that would make me feel represented and good.

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Mikey: “When two chicks go down on each other, that’s not sex". Raquel: “Fingerbanging does not count as sex, but other kinds of penetration are sex.” Whitney: “Oral sex exchange” is not “full sex.” Am I the only one who disagrees with these?!

i have a theory that the question was originally something like “what is the most obnox thing you’ve heard straight people say about lesbian sex?” and they answered and then the editing team did everything in their power to make them look as stupid as possible.

and i predict the same kind of fuckery will take place on season three! can’t hardly wait!

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random q: my school’s gsa is interested in getting an anti-homophobia presentation to be shown during freshman orientation. have you heard of any schools that do this? theres like no info on the internets about lgbt awareness at the college level.

i think you have to be the anti-homophobia presentation you want to see in this world.

i really do believe in you. i’m excited for this!

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your eileen myles essay makes me feel like being in school is the wrong way for me to be living

oh no, school is great! stay in school! i did (besides one semester where i ran away to nyc to work at the olive garden/“be a writer” (no really all I did was work at the olive garden)) and now I’m a genius!

eileen myles liked school and thought it was eternal poetry. wanna know what eileen wrote about school in “inferno”? ok here:

“I loved how back in college you could just do nothing. You didn’t have to decide you were a poet or a whore or anything. That’s what was so great looking back on the golden age of college three years ago. Sure – reading and writing my papers etcetera was good and everything but what was REALLY great back then was how you could just suddenly decide to be a doctor. That’s how it felt. You could join the Peace Corps. And you were just thinking about it. You didn’t have to do things. So it was safe. College was a school of possibility. I never had this before. Naturally I was terrified of it ending. I sat in the little sub shop in an alley behind UMass eating my sandwich, looking over at the workers who ate there too and appreciating that i was part of what they saw: asshole college kids wasting time while they worked and I just totally loved that view. I wanted to keep on beng it now and forever and I had thanks to poetry.”

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The Occupy movement really is an exciting development. In fact, it’s spectacular. It’s unprecedented; there’s never been anything like it that I can think of. If the bonds and associations that are being established at these remarkable events can be sustained through a long, hard period ahead – because victories don’t come quickly– this could turn out to be a very significant moment in American history.
Source: alternet.org