when she spits game
i am falling apaaaart! isnt this fun. what are my top ways of making money right now rachel? nothing illegal tho k? keepin it legit
oh honey i am REALLY not the person to ask about this
There was a lot of homophobia this week. This is 20 to 44% of it.
riese I think I might like girls but I don’t know. help.
you definitely like girls. so the next time you see a girl, you need to buy her a frozen drink of some kind, like a big gulp or something, and bring it to her, but if it’s cold out, then bring her a hot drink. then sit next to her and ask her questions about her favorite things. then have someone pick you both up in a carriage, like with an amish person in it. and it should run on solar power and/or horses. so then you’re in the carriage, and be like “oh we’re just on the oregon trail” and then be like, JK! and then maybe sing her a song, like something by huey lewis and the news. you know what i mean. after this you should get out of the carriage and dance in a field of poppies and then be picked up by two white unicorns who will fly you off into the sky, you’ll go past the care bears and everything, and then you’ll be in a whole new world. a thrilling chase, a wondrous place. somewhere in there, probably make out or borrow her t-shirt. in the morning make her a mixture of protein and carbohydrates and coffee if she likes it. then you should move to a tropical island and read books and have sex in the shade until you die.
you’re welcome.
What is demisexual?
i had no idea either, maybe this link will help you as much as it helped me:
http://tinyurl.com/4g5o9fv
I THINK I’M ACTUALLY GETTING MY LIFE TOGETHER, OMG, YAAAAY. I love autostraddle because it makes me feel like I’m not the only screw up in her early 20’s who has no idea what she’s doing. <3 <3 <3
wait can we talk more about the first sentence, do you have any tips for the rest of us
dating advice for a sober teenage polyamorous demisexual dyke?
um, i think except for the dyke part, you are my polar opposite
so uh, read my blog and do the opposite of everything i did
would be my advice
My part of Oakland is full of poor people. There’s at least one murder a week. Old creeps pimp out teenaged girls in broad daylight. You can buy crack or heroin 30 feet from my door, and two of my neighbors have been held up at gun point this summer.And the City of Oakland says they don’t have the police to stop any of that.But a bunch of people protesting the fact that rich people got a bail out and everyone else got nothing? The city shuts them down tight. Bang. Done. Riot act.Do you ever get the feeling you’ve bean cheated? I do. Every day.
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Dear Riese, I’m smart. I’m funny. I’m cute. I’m terrible at getting girls to look in my direction. Where can I find magic beans?
Jim Halpert sells them, but I think Dwight bought them from him, so you should ask Dwight.
a girl i find cute in one of my classes always responds “tired” when i ask her how she is, and i do not think i have ever seen her smile really.and shes always reading/ never pays attention to people.i don’t know how to keep a convo with her?
bring her a red bull. i’m not joking – this is actually a perfect opportunity to giver her a small, sort of unassuming/playful gift that directly references prior interactions w/out being creepy.
maybe chocolate covered espresso beans. idk do people actually eat those?
we had SEX!!!! and our cunts touched and i think unicorn juice squirted everywhere it was beautiful
leaving this right here.