yes you are now married and she has automatic access to half of everything you buy at trader joe’s and equal authority over your netflix queue. GOOD LUCK.
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THEY SUCK AT SEX?
i feel like sex is about 75% brain/environment and 15% physical movement and 10% making sure your hair is out of your face. if you’re both in an ok mood, the lighting’s nice, no one has any overdue library books or car windows to roll up, and you can move your hand/mouth/hips, the sex will be good. it could be really good if you’d talk to each other about what you like/don’t like, or if you could do it on a pile of $100 bills, but, you know, either way! sex is good. you, too, are good at sex!
also if you imagine you’re in a sofia coppola film, that sometimes helps.
i don’t know what this even means! why would i only be able to nominate and not appoint? like would they have to be a viable nominee?? that’s a lot of pressure. i mean i’d feel more comfortable just appointing someone and then not have to explain myself or convince a group of other people that i’m right, you know? and it’s not that i don’t trust my judgment – i do – i’m just not sure i’m up for that kind of scrutiny right now, just on an emotional level. also i’d need to see the other nominees so i’d know what we were up against. i wouldn’t want to put someone who’s unqualified in the position of such public analysis, right? i don’t know i just feel like this is logistically impossible.
yes also you should walk around in sunshine with an insulated cup full of tea/coffee, and possibly a notebook/pen situation.
yes.
have you tried the king size dark chocolate reese’s cups? they’re really good.
You think you can’t talk to that girl because she’s flawless and you’re you, but that’s bullshit! With special guest: The Great Equalizer.
as far as i know, that is just a product of being in a relationship, and may not even have to do with her being your best friend. so hopefully that’s comforting.
well! i appreciate the sentiment as i feel that would be in line with my overall personality. however i think advice questions can be sort of nuanced and i’m the only one here who has read all the words on the website and i know my way around it. so i’m happy to have a new opportunity to promote things from the archives! they’re great articles and timeless, it is a little library for you on the internet about lesbian things. and i am the librarian.
