kim stolz
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I think this girl is wonderful but she lives really far away and we’ve never met in person and I have tried every method of getting over her and it’s not working and it’s been like two years help please
this girl isn’t real
she’s your idea of a girl
find someone to touch
Is there a secret lesbian handshake? Or does the discreet-check-the-nails maneuver function as one?
i suggest checking
her nails more obviously
like they’re on zoom
my parents renovated my bathroom. the showerhead no longer detaches. ……………….
you’re being oppressed
i suggest rebellion
buy a vibrator
What to do when your girlfriend is on her period?
wake up, eat breakfast
cuddle, read the internet
have sex on dark sheets
Serious question- do you think sharing clothing with you girlfriend should be avoided because of the urge to merge?
i am presently wearing alex’s pajama pants
and alex’s hoodie, and we un-merged like over a year ago
so i think you’re safe
I’ve been wondering about pansexuality. Maybe you could clear that up for me.
i think it means having sex with a saucepan
does that make sense
maybe ask somebody else
