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Riese I think I’m bipolar. A lot of things happened this past Christmas day & I seriously want to seek help. I feel like I’m a danger to everyone I know. I’ve literally become a hermit in last 24hrs. I screwed up everything with my stupid emotions

The most important thing is that if you feel like you’re “a danger to everyone [you] know,” then you need to get help right away. Emotions are never stupid, it’s just how we act on them that matters, and if your actions are out of control, and you feel like you’re going mad, then call 911 (there’s a psych ER for situations like this), or do a walk-in appointment to see your doctor. Are you sleeping okay? Do you have bizarre thoughts? Google bipolar and you can see a list of the symptoms and see that. Like anything serious, the sooner you get on this the more equipped you’ll be to get through it.

[i answered another question about someone concerned they were struggling with an undiagnosed mental ilness here:
http://www.autostraddle.com/you-need-help-what-the-hell-is-happening-to-me-112550/]

you’ll be okay, little bird, but you need to see a doctor. take care of yourself.

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what are you and riese going to do for christmas?! so exciting! can we see pictures?

we spent christmas day with mko’s family and it was super sweet and magical. riese and i arranged the appetizer platters – where she created a beautiful cherry tomato smiley face ftr – and watched “christmas vacation” and then riese got to chop pecans for the sweet potatoes and was later accosted by a 5 y/o dressed in head-to-toe pink! i put out the champagne glasses and kept the dip bowls filled and did dishes with aunt pam and mko made us vodka drinks! there’s a picture somewhere and hopefully one day i’ll be able to share it with you.

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I rear-ended a Cutless Ciara in 1986—nobody was hurt and to tell you the truth, I don’t care what the police report says, the man in front of me was dawdling at a green light—and I swear the life that flashed before my eyes in that very moment was less dramatic than your average Kardashian expose. I love them, you know, they seem very sweet and like they love each other, which is so nice, because a lot of people on these reality shows, you know, they don’t seem to love anyone, including themselves, but from one week to the next it’s this or that or the next thing and I can’t help but wonder if maybe the Kardashians can’t even keep up with themselves at this point, you know? How exhausting it must be to be famous and have everyone know your business like that!
the only article i’ve ever read in full about the kardashians – I’m Afraid I Just Can’t Keep Up With The Kardashians
Source: jezebel.com

do you have feelings about the sims? do you like 2 or 3 better? what’s the weirdest/craziest/awesomest thing you’ve done in it? i have a sudden need to know this information.

when i was in highschool, our newspaper staff hated our yearbook staff. i was on the newspaper staff (duh). in whatever Sims was around circa 2002, we made a likeness of each of the yearbook staff members who drove us crazy and then systematically sent each unsuspecting proxy to the virtual gallows, one-by-one. (a highlight was the old remove-the-ladder-from-the-pool trick.)

in retrospect, this is a) sociopathic b) still hilarious

also: i think riese was addicted to the sims for a period of time and has stories that maybe aren’t quite as grisly

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