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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Opinions on how it is to have a make-out sesh with a girl who has a tongue ring…? Also I’ve somehow observed you’re from Michigan and I go to college/live here so… mitten frands?

i think you should find out for yourself and report back to headquarters, mitten frand

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I know I’m attracted to women sexually. I never thought I was emotionally. but maybe I’m falling for my friend? Maybe I’m not used to friends really loving me and I’m confused? Maybe it doesn’t matter because she’s so far away?

“welcome! i hope you’ve enjoyed eating, sleeping and breathing as well. welcome to this thing we call life!”
- riese

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Dear Rachel, I am on my sister’s computer and it hates your website and won’t let me read the latest articles. I have decided to spare the life of the computer, but I am still incredibly sad. I just thought you should know.

are you less sad now? god i hope so

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Should I start reading Hunger Games on my kindle fire, like, right now or should I wait until I have a 5 and a half hour flight straight from Atlanta to Portland in a week?

start now, you can read book 3 on your flight

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I’m going to spend Christmas with my extended family and they are all really homophobic. I’ve put up with their crap before because I knew I would have to explain why I care which would lead to coming out. But I can’t take it anymore. What do I do?

realistically, i can only recommend prescription medication for this. or skipping christmas.

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What are rain pants? I’m picturing like MC Hammer parachute pants.

i saw some today and yes, they are those

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how was the new batwoman? i’ve been avoiding the relaunches because i’ve heard bad stuff (in terms of misogyny/ableism/sizeism/racism/etc) about the new ones in general but i’m still tempted by batwoman.

http://www.autostraddle.com/batwoman-4-has-strong-female-characters-racial-diversity-also-lesbian-sex-125244/

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I just told a girl i liked her. she just got with someone else and she only sees me as a friend. what really puzzles me is this: she told me she doesn’t want to “invalidate my feelings.” what in the hell is that supposed to mean?

well, it sounds nice, to be honest. i mean it sucks, and i’m sorry. but also, i just want you to know your feelings are valid all the time, you know?

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Hey Taylor, I work in Tech. You’re kind of my hero? Just wanted to let you know. Also, play Arkham City.

Hello, I also work in tech! I am happy to be anyone’s hero, but might I suggest a better hero like perhaps Batman

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can we talk about lesbian bed death? what if i just never want to anymore?

if you never wanted to do it anymore, that would be ok. you can do (or not do) all the things you ever wanted to do (or not do).
but please can we kill the phrase ‘lesbian bed death’? i’m not taking 'lesbian bed death’ with me to 2012.

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how do i get over someone? they’re in england, i’m in america. long distance hurts too much. how do i stop all these feeeeelings, riese :(

JUMP INTO THE OCEAN
SWIM LIKE A DOLPHIN
AND SWIM OVER A RAINBOW
INTO YOUR LIFE
IT IS SO LONG
LIKE A VERY LONG CANAL
FILLED WITH GIRLS!

EAT LIFE BY THE HANDLEBARS

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so, i think I have a date for nye, except now I have cold feet because she’s hot and I’m not that confident due to a bad breakup and various other personal crap. And while I’d love to get lucky I’ve put on weight and don’t want to take my pants off.

seriously, all she wants is for you to take your pants off. you are not going to regret that. when you are old and on your deathbed, you will not be thinking “sweet jesus, i’m glad i had the presence of mind to keep my pants on for new year’s eve 2011” you know what i mean?

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i’m going to tell her i’m in love with her and then we probably won’t be friends anymore, but it’s one of those things i have to do, right?

actually? yeah i think so.

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you should marry Riese this christmas and have babies

omfg i already have so many babies it’s not even funny are you fucking kidding me

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who is katniss?? you said she’s the only person in the world you care about and i don’t even know who she is

THE HUNGER GAMES

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