i multitask while masturbating. is that weird? (like hand down my pants but still browsing completely non sexual things on the internet)
i feel like you’re on the road to success.
What are generally good places to stay if I get bored and drive to San Francisco on a whim for the weekend?
idk, one time we stayed at the good hotel and it was good
how insane would it be to fly from canada to texas in the hopes of stalking emily haines during SXSW? my flight will be close to a grand. i love her. A LOT.
going there to hear her music would be great!
but going there to stalk emily haines would be totally insane
DUH YOU KNOW THAT
So my gf (friends for 1.5 yrs, started dating two wks ago) has mentioned how she cheated on a past bf. (she’s bi.) they had a shitty 4 yr relationship and she cheated on him with 3 diff guys. the boy thing doesn’t worry me but the cheating does. thoughts?
why did she “mention” it? was it to warn you? why did she cheat? what was the root of the problem? i just have a lot of questions re: this
Can you get jess to answer too? I miss her.
ME TOO! the thing is though that she’s TOTALLY responsible so i bet you 10 million dollars she’s asleep right now
what magazines do you like?
asked for a subscription to poets and writers for christmas, but i didn’t get it
hey it’s me. isn’t it weird that the two girls in the ‘lesbian pride’ ad on the sidebar are like, real people? like that girl with the red hair decided to pull it back in a ponytail that day. what do you think they’re looking at? it’s weird, right?
yeah. god, remember that ad? where did the time go? god laneia, it’s just all happening so fast.
I typically like girls but every once in a while I’ll fall for a guy. I told my friend about it and they got incredibly excited. Thing is they usually just make fun of me for liking so many people when it’s a girl. Should I confront them about their bias?
yes, or alternatively you can get better friends
So, I’m getting a frenectomy, it’s when they cut the piece of skin underneath the tongue so I can stick my tongue out, and speak better. But how do I hint at my doc that he should do it so my tongue has full potential in my lesbian sex life?
wait! email from an anonymous angel:
“I had a frenectomy. It went totally normally and I eat pussy fine. And I was like 11 when I got it done so I didn’t even think to ask about muff diving.”