thusspokejenny and friends
How can I keep my blazer nice and clean without having to dry clean it every time I wear it??
Don’t wear it while you eat italian food and also try to hang it up and lint roll it.
I have not been on autostraddle for a minute and I’ve been thinking of asking Riese for an Ask A Fashion Question formspring forEVER and NOW YOU EXIST!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!! Do you also do make-up questions?
Here I am! I don’t ask questions though. If I ever need to I just ask my magic 8 ball.
The night before the wedding, my mother was chaperoning me through the bridesmaid dress fitting. As the strapless lilac dress found its awkward place on my body, the delicate layer of my personal confidence dropped mercilessly to the floor. I felt naked and invisible at the same time. As the zipper went up, I felt increasingly suffocated. The silver, high-heeled shoes my mother had purchased for me earlier that afternoon didn’t help either. The entire ensemble felt like a ridiculous costume.
What do you feel and think of when you wake up?
“what time is it”
“where is mko”
SPOON
CHECK EMAIL on phone
“wish that i hadn’t checked email”
“why don’t i have an automatic coffee creator”
how does someone go about getting to work for autostraddle
the first thing one must do to prove their capability to work for autostraddle is to find this information themselves on the website instead of asking me on formspring
OMG YOU GUYS. I used to do this entire thing completely by myself, like signing in and out of twitter accounts like a crazy fucking maniac monkey! all those accounts still exist, but a lot of them are hooked up to C’s email addresses. one of these days i think jenny will tweet again
Quintana Roo Dunne, John Greggory Dunne and Joan Didion - Malibu, 1976
I love how you moving to portland has caused a neverending stir!!
i am sleepy and thought this said ‘neverending story’…i love the neverending story