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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

What is your opinion on dating a girl with the exact same name as you, when your mutual name cannot be made into a nickname in any way?

wanna hear a cute story?

SO, my mom’s mom’s name was marilyn, but she changed it to “marie lyn” because she was a model and that sounded better, and so i was named after my grandmother’s stage name, basically.

my girlfriend’s grandmother’s name was marilyn, but she went by the nickname “marni,” and so my girlfriend was named after her grandmother’s nickname.

so we were both named after grandmothers named marilyn! so cute right.

anyhow, because i go by the nickname “riese” now, it’s not as obvious. i guess if i still went by “marie” then it would be confusing ‘cause marni and marie are so much alike. i like to joke that our shipper name would be MarMar. also “marmar” is a fun word to say so i say it a lot. MARMAR

anyhow, where was i
oh yes, my friend julia (miss february 2011) had a girlfriend named julie for a while, and i think she survived.

YOU CAN’T HELP WHO YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH
IT’S LIKE BEING A PAPER BAG

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How do you know when it’s actually love? I’ve always vaguely assumed that you LOVE someone when they make you so happy you can’t picture your life without them. Like your friends. And then IN LOVE is when you want to have sex with them, too. Right? HELP.

i think you’re in love when you can say those words out loud when you’re all alone and it sounds right

this has historically been my surprisingly accurate litmus test for gauging the truth or me-ness of most major life changes:

‘i am attracted to women’ 'i am moving to new york’ 'i am a writer’ 'i am in love with x’

it works.

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