seriously, my girlfriend used to be our favorite commenter
you’re not weird
except when weird means AWESOME
The only way to convince men to wade into the shallow waters of womanly tea-drinking is to package it up inside a safe little box of Real Man® approved bacon-flavored melanges and testicle-shaped tea bags.
Awww I think you’re getting too down on yourself. I’m on sexual partner #4 (and my 3rd girlfriend) and I’m 26. So now that the whole internet knows that, I hope it makes you feel better about yourself. IMO, it’s not quantity, it’s quality.
plaaaaaaanned parenthooooooood
[http://www.autostraddle.com/planned-parenthood-and-me-76510]
if you could get famous by making a lot of money
we could really kill two birds with one stone
s bear bergman has a guide for how to get the money and support you need to bring your favorite author/performer/musician/speaker to your hometown. for you that would probably be me.
also, THIS THIS —> “If you can buy me a plane ticket and play me somewhere on my usual fee scale, I will personally be more than happy to come and read to you while you pit cherries if that’s what you want, or to be the post-dinner entertainment at your salon, or whatever.”
