Zooey Deschanel, another girl seriously testing my vow to not be a seething snarkbomb towards other women. She’s just *so* infantile manic pixie dreamgirl male fantasy! STOP SAYING YOU’RE NOT COOL. YOU ARE THE DUMB BUT PRETTY “NERD” GIRL WHO CAN’T FUNCTION THAT EVERY “NICE GUY” DREAMS OF COMING HOME TO. or at least you play one on TV. Yeah none of the women on Community get nominations but she gets one. And she has a tumblr but doesn’t follow OMGTD. >_> *stink eye*
Riese, what’s happening with AS at the moment? :( It’ll work when I go ‘invisible’ on my browser, but not in a normal browser window? D:
it’s completely fucked and hostgator doesn’t want to fix it, basically
Can you be friends with an ex? I dated my first girlfriend for 4/mo and then she wanted an open reln'ship so she could get back with her ex, but still date me. I said no b/c I didn’t think i could handle it, but now she wants to be friends. what do i do?
you can be friends with AN ex, but i don’t know if you can be friends with THIS ex, because she sounds self-centered and manipulative. just guessing. you know. no offense, crazy ex! i’m sure you’re really good at making nachos or something!
REMEMBER THAT ARTICLE ABOUT MOVING? okay so i just moved (like this is the first morning i have woken up inside this house) and that article has been saved to my bookmarks since you wrote it and what i am trying to say: IT SAVED MY LIFE. that and xanax.
i’m so glad! i often think fondly of that article and wish i had done even half the things in it. i am pleased that it served you well, young padawan.
for those of you playing along from home:
http://www.autostraddle.com/moving-101-from-point-a-to-point-b-with-minimal-crying-109497/
a shelf at marni’s (photo by ashley reed)
If large chains, with stores in the retail mecca of Manhattan, can’t create living-wage careers in this industry, we should be pretty pessimistic about the opportunities for millions of retail workers around the country.
My friend Rich has done a lot of impressive things, like This American Life, the best Celine Dion video on the internet, and the time he came up with the lyrics, “I get horny in your presence, I wanna give you presents,” but these accomplishments are eclipsed by the fact that he judged a child beauty pageant and will be featured on next week’s episode of Toddlers & Tiaras (which he wrote about here). When we first became obsessed with Swan Brooner 10 years ago, I couldn’t have dreamed that we’d ever see this day. I mean, my mom called me last night because she was so excited to see Rich on the promo for his episode. I know that this isn’t even happening to me, but this is like one of the most exciting moments of my life. I’m living vicariously through him, just like a pageant mother. That’s my best friend on that reality show. “Smile, baby, people are lookin’ at you.”
i think i linked to this 45 times when it happened, but linking to it with this paragraph from tracie is such a good reason for #46
Laneia I want to cut my hair so I have bangs but everytime I ask people if I should they tell me not to. I’ve had bangs before and I miss them. Should I cut them and not give a fuck what my friends and sister think?
yes you should. bangs are super cute. have you seen lizz? lizz is rocking some extra hot bangs these days.