Posts tagged "formspring.me"

after much deliberation, I’ve decided that my girlfriend is a cross between you and Hannah Hart. Hope you’re ok with that.

she must be really funny

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Is there a way to tell o.b. that I bought their brand of tampons because they advertise on Autostraddle? Because it’s true. I am a satisfied customer that will continue buying their product, and I want Autostraddle to get some credit for that!

what a fantastic idea!

WELL, you can go to ob’s website —> https://www.obtampons.com/en/questions-contact.

that way your message goes directly to the customer care team at johnson & johnson. then if the brand team hears form their colleagues that people are saying that they love ob because of autostraddle, they will probably do elated backflips. just a tip. :-)

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I know it’d be *REALLY* good for my happiness/confidence if I went to the next A-Camp, but I have no idea how to do that, as a college student who’s closeted to her parents and gets most of her money from them. Was anyone else in that situation this time?

i’m sure they were, yes! you should apply for a campership!

http://www.autostraddle.com/a-camp-september-2012-its-campership-time-138216/

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what were you doing at age 24? i also feel frozen

drugs and women

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is it okay to drop out a month before the end of the year?

stay the course!

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I like to cuddle and stuff. My girlfriend does not? What do I do? And what does that even mean? Who doesn’t like to cuddle? Nonsense.

well hopefully there is more than one person out there who doesn’t like to cuddle, because that’s who your girlfriend should probably start dating

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I dreamt you had bought a supermarket building for AS, all on your own, and also Marni was pregs. And everytime one of you ate a slice of pizza, Marni got pregnant again. “We still have like 5 slices to go” you said resignedly. You two lived in my house.

this is so strange and adorable

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I just had girl sex for the first time!!! And I made her come. The autostraddle guides to having first time lesbian sex really helped :) I just wanted to tell somebody.

WINNER

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Thank you

you’re welcome

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My girlfriend and I look sorta similar (same body size/shape and femmey taste in clothing; different coloring). Sometimes we are mistaken for sisters. Would it be too much if we got the same nose piercing (discreet silver stud, left side)?

It’s only too much if you connect those nose piercings by a long silver chain.

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What wedding?

Yeah that was a typo. I meant funeral. Awkward.

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What do you do for a living? Do you work as a stylist, or is this your outlet from something else.

I work in a genetics lab. In the fall I’m going to med school :)

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I have to go to a funeral in 100+ degree weather and I don’t want to wear a dress. What can I wear without melting? Are dark jeans maybe okay?

Lightweight button-up, light weight slacks, optional tie, oxford shoes.

You can’t wear dark jeans unless the wedding is really really casual.

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Favorite sandwich?

Day after Thanksgiving sandwich. yumyumyumyumyum.

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Suggestions for an academic department ball for a qenderqueer boi with big boobs and an hourglass figure? Going for masculine, but not too stuffy and traditional. De-emphasizing the boobs is a plus. Psudo-black tie. Thanks!

I’ve been hearing good things about the Men’s slim-fit suits at Banana Republic.

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